Men Can't Get Pregnant

The First Night Home: Tharn and Type

Tharn sighed as he walked up and down the hall of the upstairs walkway with Moon trying to get her to burp. As he passed the doorway of the twins room, he noticed Type changing Blue's diaper. He passed the room and the moment he did he heard Type curse, he backed up and looked at what was going on. Tharn laughed as he watched Blue piss all over Type's shirt.

"Shut up, this isn't funny" Type said as Blue finished peeing on him. Type wiped him down with a wipe before putting a clean diaper on him. Tharn chuckled before going back to trying to burp Moon. After another minute Moon let out a burp and a bit of spit up on a burp cloth.

"Good girl Moon" Tharn said. He the brought her down from his shoulder and cradled her in the crook of his elbow before going back into the twins room. He threw the used burp cloth in the hamper before looking up at Type who was now sitting in the rocking chair without a shirt.

"Finally got her to burp" Tharn said.

"That's good, Blue is about to fall asleep." Type said. Tharn looked down to see that Moon was staring up at him.

"Are you going to follow your brother and go to sleep?" He asked her. She just stared at him with a blank face.

"Thought so" Tharn said. Type stood and went over to one of the cribs and set Blue down gently into one. He made sure that he wasn't too hot or cold before going over to Tharn.

"Try rocking in the rocking chair since they seem to like it." He said before leaving the room, probably to get a new shirt. Tharn went over and sat down on the rocking chair and did what Type suggested. As he watched his daughter fight sleep, he wondered about what exactly the twins would be like. Would they be like him or more like Type? God help them if they are like Type, whoever they end up with better have the patiences of a saint to be with them.

Speaking of dating, neither were allowed to date till they were fifty. They were already wrapped around his heart and he would kill anyone who dared hurt his kids. Tharn shook his head, it was to soon to be talking about the twins dating. Right now he was going to enjoy the moment.

"She asleep yet?" Type said. Tharn looked up at Type who had a new shirt on and was eating an orange.

"She's not tired I guess" Tharn said.

"How long has she been up?" Type asked.

"A hour and a half"

"She might be up for another hour but I'm surprised Blue is asleep since he usually follows his sister into sleep." Type said.

"Seems like Blue has other plans then following his sister's shadow." Tharn said right before Moon started to whimpered. Tharn unwrapped her from her swaddle before checking her diaper.

"She's wet" Tharn said.

"She's all yours, I have had enough of diapers to last me at least another hour." Type said. Tharn stood and walked to the changing table before setting her down on it. He proceeded to undo the snap buttons on Moon's onesie before taking off the straps on the diaper. The boys had forgot what the nurse said about holding the diaper over the babies genitals so you don't get peed on. Type laughed as Moon speed all over Tharn's shirt.

"Pay back is a bitch" Type said.