Men Can't Get Pregnant

Sleep Deprived and First Real Smile: Tharn and Type

THREE MONTHS

Tharn smiled at Moon who smiled back at him. He was the only one who she smiles at which pisses Type off a bit. Tharn told him that he knew how Type felt since Blue won't smile at him. Blue would laugh at Type but when Tharn came over to see it, Blue would stop laugh, same thing happened Type and Moon. Of course they tried almost anything to get the other baby to laugh. They tried making fun faces, they tried tickling them, they tried being silly, they tried blowing raspberries on their tummies. They tried every thing they could think of to no avail. Lately they had been to tired to try again, raising twins was exhausting but also rewarding, just to see them grow was amazing. Blue and Moon were totally the cutest babies ever. Type thinks that they look more like Tharn now which didn't really bother him since Tharn was fucking gorgeous.

The twins were doing well in development. They were doing tummy time and once or twice Tharn and Type have caught the kicking themselves over from the tummy to the back. They also are starting to babble. The twin also are doing well with trying to sit up and work on holding their heads up. They also were really good at reaching for things especial people's hair. They love to hold on to Type and Tharn hair, they won't pull it but they will reach for it and just hold onto it.

"Babe, can you watch them for a bit, I have to run to the store to do some grocery shopping?" Type said.

"Sure" Tharn said. Type kissed him goodbye before leaving. Tnharn sighed as he looked at his children who were playing with toys on their backs on the floor. Those two are nowhere near tired  so there was no way he was going to get a nap. He sigh and grabbed his guitar from its stand next to couch before standing by the twins feet before he started playing the chords to Un Poco Loco and singing in Thai. As he sang he bounced up and down a little in front of them.

What color's the sky?
¡Ay mi amor, ay mi amor!
You tell me that it's red
¡Ay mi amor, ay mi amor!

Where should I put my shoes?
¡Ay mi amor, ay mi amor!
You say, "put them on your head!"
¡Ay mi amor, ay mi amor!

You make me un poco loco
Un poquititito loco
The way you keep me guessing
I'm nodding and i'm yesing

I'll count it as a blessing
That I'm only un poco loco

The loco that you make me
It is just un poco crazy
The sense that you're not making
The liberties you're taking

Leaves my cabeza shaking
You're just un poco loco

He's just un poco crazy
Leaves my cabeza shaking
He's just un poco crazy
Leaves my cabeza shaking
He's just un poco crazy
Leaves my cabeza shaking
He's just un poco crazy
Leaves my cabeza shaking
Un poquititititititititititititito loco

(Quick Author's Note, if you haven't heard Un Poco Loco in Thai I would suggest listening to it cause it's a interesting experience)

As Tharn finished up he realized he was hearing two laughs. He did it. He got Blue to laugh and smile at him. He set his guitar down before getting down on the floor and kissing Blue's head.

"Did you guys like that?" He asked smiling at them. The twins cooed at him making him blow raspberries on their cheeks which made then laugh harder.

"You got Blue to smile at you" Type said from the doorway of the front door. Tharn hadn't heard the lock or the door being opened.

"Yeah, I played my guitar and sang a Disney song and they both smiled and laughed at me.

"Great, so you get them both to smile at you and I can only get one too. what am I supposed to do since I can't play the guitar?" He said before storming pasted them and into the kitchen.

"I can teach you to play the guitar if you want." Tharn asked feeling bad.

"No thanks" Type said putting away the  groceries. Type made dinner after he finished putting everything away and while they ate dinner he got a text from his father asking him to make a cute video of the twins dancing to Michael Jackson's song Beat It, Type's mother's birthday was coming up and she really wanted some cute videos of the twins and since she saw a guy making his baby dance to her Beat It which is one of her favorite Michael Jackson's songs, she's been obsessed with wanting the twins to do it.

Type texted him back saying he would try to do it. He then told Tharn of the plan and Tharn was excited to do it. After dinner while Tharn cleaned up and the babies were taken care of, Type set up his camera then got the baby carriers and put one on, making sure it was fastened to his chest. He went over to Moon and put her inside facing away from him. He then picked up Blue before heading back into the kitchen where Tharn had just finished cleaning. Type handed him the other baby carrier and watched him put it and  fasten it up, before Type put Blue in the carrier facing away from Tharn.

They moved over so that they were at the edge of the table and in view of the camera before they made a whole routine and practiced it. All while this was going on the twins were silent. Half way through recording what would be the final product both the twins started to laugh making Type and Tharn smile. Type really wanted to stop recording and kiss his babies but he knew he had to finish recording plus he wanted them to laugh more. Once they were done they wished Type's mother a happy birthday before they stopped recording. Type immediately kissed the top of Moon's head.

"Was that fun Moon?" Type asked. Moon just cooed at him before laughing again. Type looked up at Tharn and smiled.

"I love you"

"I love you too" Tharn said.

I'm horrible at describing dance routines so just watch this video and that is what they did. Also I couldn't find a dad playing Un Poco Loco to their baby but I did find a father who played My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion so check that out at the beginning of this chapter if you want too.