Men Can't Get Pregnant

Preschool Tantrums: Tharn and Type

THREE YEARS OLD

Tharn woke up to Type kissing his face, at least he thought it was Type until he heard Type's groggy voice say.

"I'm not in the mood Tharn" Tharn  opened his eyes to see Blue and Moon sitting in between him and Type.

"It's not me that's doing that." Tharn said as Moon was giving kisses all over his face. Type opened his eyes and Tharn watched him look at their daughter before he looked at the clock to see it was almost six in the morning.

"You are up to early so go back to sleep." Tharn said before he turned over so his back was facing them. He knew full wel that that wasn't happening, something had woken them up since they never wake up till six thirty.

"Daddy, wake up" Moon said climbing over him to sit in front of him. Tharn closed his eyes before she did and let out a loud fake snore.

"Daddy, wake up" Blue said so his head was above Tharn's. Tharn let out another loud snore making Blue tap his face with his hand.

"Looks like Daddy needs to be tickled awake." Type said.

"Don't you dare" Tharn said opening his eyes. He moved his son so he could sit up before looking at Type.

"Why don't we tickle Papa instead?" He said to the kids. Type jumped out of bed shaking his head as the kids giggled.

"How about we get some breakfast since everyone is up." He said. The twins got off the bed and ran out of the room, yelling that they wanted pancakes.

"Today's the day." Tharn said. Type sighed not really wanting to talk about it. Today was the day that they were going for an interview at a private preschool for the twins. The process in getting this interview was ridiculous but they knew it was worth to give their kids a better chance at an education.

"Are you sure we should do this?" Type said. "I mean why do they need to go to private preschool, I get private school for elementary, junior high and high school but private preschool."

"I just want our kids to have the best chance at an education."

"Can't we just send them to a public preschool then when it's time we can put them in private school?" Type asked.

"You said you agreed with me when I said that we should put them in private school and now you to change your mind after months of paperwork and phone calls." Tharn said getting out of bed.

"I'm just saying that there is nothing wrong with public preschool. I went to public preschool and I turned out just fine."

"Look at us, we are fighting about a preschool we haven't even gotten into yet. I think we should wait and see if we even get into to decided whether of not they go to private or public preschool." Tharn said.

"Okay" Type said before leaving the room to make breakfast.

Two hours later, Type and Tharn sat on chairs waiting for their turn for the interview. They had dressed up not only them but the twins so that they give a good first impression. They ignored all the weird looks from other parents and some faculty members. Tharn was hopeful that they would get in since the twins score rather high on their test they were required to take.

"The parents of Blue and Moon" A woman said from a doorway that lead into the back. Tharn and Type stood and picked up Blue and Moon from where they were playing and walked over to her. She lead them in the back and to a office room, a woman sat behind the desk and gave them a smile that didn't reach her eyes.

"Hello, I'm Mrs. Southmore, I'm headmistress here at Chapman's Private Preschool." She said waiing. They wai back and took a seat in front of the desk.

"I'm Tharn and this is my husband Type." Tharn said. Type sore she saw the woman flinch just a little and clenched her fist. If this woman was prejudice to two men being together then this was not the school he wanted his children at.

"Nice to meet you" she said with the most fake smile Type had ever seen. Tharn could tell Type was a little on edge with the headmistress but he didn't see the signs that this woman was a prejudice asshole.

"So I see here that your children have scored rather well on the test that they were given. Blue did a bit better than Moon in some areas and we are indeed impressed." She said.

"So does that mean they are in?" Tharn asked.

"Unfortunately it doesn't, I must inform that we have just gave our last spot away." She said with what Type could only describe as satisfaction in her eyes.

"Really, cause I heard that there are many spots available." Type said. "The only reason that you aren't allowing our children into your stupid school is because they have two gay dads."

"Type..." Tharn said.

"You don't see it but I do and this bitch is a prejudice asshole that will be hearing from our lawyers." Type stood up with Blue in his arms and walked out. Tharn quickly stood with Moon in his arms and left , trying to catch up with Type. He couldn't believe what just happened. He had heard also that there were many spots opened in that school and was pissed that his children were being rejected cause of who their parents were.

"I can't believe we wasted all that time on a stupid prejudice school." Type said after he got Blue into his carseat and closed the door. Tharn finished putting Moon into her carseat before closing the door and turning to Type.

"I'm sorry" Tharn said.

"It's not your fault, let's just put our kids into public preschool and when they get to elementary or high school we can talk about putting them into a private school." Type said.

"Okay" he said.