{thank you @moonyt255 for suggesting this! dont forget to reqeust me to do a write if you have any ideas! go drink some water now dammit.}
"alright, i got the wine, beer, vodka, everything. where is (y/n)?" formaggio asked.
"no clue, shes going to miss the game though.. hey melone, mind texting her?
"Yeah sure.."
LA SQUADRA CHAT
Horny melon: yo, where are you (y/n)?
Fucker supreme: what's up pissbabies
Rice rice baby: don't call us that again
Fucker supreme: pissbabies
Ham man: why did I just hear risotto kick down (y/n)s door.
Fucker supreme: jokes on you rice man I'm not even in there, I'm busy trying to stay sober somewhere else
Rice rice baby: where the hell are you
Fucker supreme: fuck you, goth clown looking ass
Rice rice baby: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU
Fucker supreme: fuck off
Cheeze it: hey guys, let's calm down- yo risotto I found (y/n)
Rice rice baby: where is she
Fucker supreme: formaggio I swear to god
Cheeze it: sorry riz, she bought me out. She gave me a cat shirt so now she's small, watch where you walk everyone.
Horny melon: WHERE
rice rice baby: YEAH, WHERE
ham man: oh, I just saw her running a while ago, she's so teeny~
Fucker supreme: my Middle finger salutes you, pros.
FISH: risotto
Rice rice baby: what is it Pesci
FISH: check your hat, that's all
Fucker supreme: DAMN IT PESCI
Horny melon: IM ON MY WAY BABY HOLD ON, DADDY'S COMING!
Fucker supreme: FUCK OFF- WAIT NO COME HERE MELONE
Rice rice baby: FOUND YOU BITCH
Fucker supreme: MELONE QUICK, ILL EVEN GIVE YOU A LITTLE KISS AGAIN
Angry Elsa: what's going on? I thought we were drinking tonight?
Ham man: just read through the texts
Angry Elsa: omg (y/n) where are you right now? Oh. I just watched melone run past me with you in his hands. Where the hell are you going?
Pigtails: ok so (y/n) is in the mirror, what's our game plan?
Angry Elsa : melone, did you really just tell illuso to throw (y/n) into the mirror?
Horny melone: there is a possibility to that.
Rice rice baby: (y/n) come out I just wanna talk
Fucker surpreme: I'll come out if give me your hoodie
Rice rice baby: no way
Fucker surpreme: then I refuse to come out.
Fucker supreme: I live here now.
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