@Your_Mystery_box thank you for this suggestion! I hope I did it how you like it uwu. somebody also suggested a beach day so i included that idea too! enjoyyyyyy some cutenessss
Fucker supreme: what's up pissbabies it's fucker supreme
Rice rice baby: do I need to rip down your door again and destroy you?
Fucker supreme: fuck you im not even there
Cheeze it: lets go to the beach today!
Ham man: where did this come from
Horny melon: no listen guys, we can see (y/n) in a bikini, think logically here
Fucker supreme: I'm not wearing a bikini
Cheeze it: you are truly a man of culture melone, I salute you
Pigtails: So you want to go to the beach with formaggio to see (y/n) in a bathing suit without getting slapped?
Horny melon: absolutely correct
Pigtails: I'm in
Fucker supreme: guys no I'm not wearing a bikini
Angry Elsa: I guess I'll go to make sure you guys don't kill her
Fucker supreme: thank you ghia
FISH: aww, I'll go too. I want to try finding shells this time
Fucker supreme: Pesci you're so adorable I can't
Rice rice baby: I'm going so I have an excuse to throw (y/n) into the water for calling me a pissbaby
Fucker supreme: well fuck you too then.. do you guys mind if I bring a few friends? I'm sure you'll get along!
Cheeze it: are they chicks?
Fucker supreme: no?
Cheeze it: sorry no can do
Fucker supreme: fuck you im bringing them anyway. One of them is like a brother to me so be nice, you can kill the other one.
Horny melon: what are there names? Do we know them? *whispers* are you being harassed
Fucker supreme: one has pink hair and is named doppio, the other is a green haired dick named cioccolata and I'm pretty sure he's going to bring his human pet, secco
Pigtails: wtf
Angry Elsa: wtf
Horny melon: DI MOLTO THE FUCK
Ham man: human? pet?
FISH:they sound nice! You can bring them!
Fucker supreme: hooray! At least someone doesn't care about them having a human pet.
FISH: no actually I'm really concerned.
Fucker supreme: you guys will have to go ahead of me, I'll need to meet up with them to come. They can be a weeeeee bit protective.
Rice rice baby: Alright, we will see you at the beach
Horny melon:CAN I PICK OUT YOUR BATHING SUIT
Fucker supreme: no, doppio is doing that.
Horny melon: DAMN IT
Ham man: are you guys in a relationship?

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