(group chat)my two favorite idiots :D -
- doppi<3
-asshat
doppi<3: either way, if i see a guy touch you like that again ill rip their fucking fingers off
fucker supreme: calm tf down
doppi<3: wtf why are you telling me to calm down
fucker supreme: FORMAGGIO ONLY HELD MY HAND JESUS CHRIST YOUR ACTING LIKE HE WAS TRYING TO FUCK ME
doppi<3: I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF HE WAS SINCE HES SUCH A **NASTY** ASS BASTARD
asshat: F
asshat: speaking of super sexual hand holding, didnt amelia set you up on several dates?
doppi<3:what
fucker supreme: doppio i can explain
fucker supreme: cio shut the fuck up before you say something you're gonna regret
asshat: no
asshat: wait, werent you supposed to go on a date with the goth? that one clown looking guy?
doppi<3: risotto?
doppi<3: youre going on a date with your c a p o ?
fucker supreme: OH SHIT I TOTALLY FUCKING FORGOT I TOLD HIM I WOULD GO WITH HIM THE NEXT DAY- THAT WAS A WEEK AGO
fucker supreme: F U C K I FEEL TERRIBLE
doppi<3: no, dont. you should feel great.
asshat: doppio wtf is wrong with you
fucker supreme: FUCK I GOTTA GO
asshat: make sure to wear protection cause im not babysitting with another amelia
fucker supreme: fuck OFF CIO
doppi<3: after i kill risotto, youre next cioccolata.
asshat: thank fucking god
asshat: oh yeah, make sure to send pics (y/n)
fucker supreme: of what?
asshat: you know... of your date?
asshat: and if he doesnt treat u right, watch me beat his ass
doppi<3: watch *US* beat his ass
fucker supreme: you guys are so weird i love yall
asshat: you fucking better
doppi<3: (y/n) i swear to god if he looks anywhere but your face im gonna pop his eyes right out of his head
at the moment, you were screaming into your pillow out of pure frustration. how could you have forgotten? you told him you would go on a date with him the next day, and its been about a week. [GOLDEN RULE] manifested, only to sigh upon seeing your face red from the strain of yelling for a solid minute. he snapped his fingers a few times, gaining your attention as he adjusted the crown that sat snug on his head "look, bitch, maybe he forgot too."
"like hell he did," you grumbled, shoving your face further into the pillow. "i feel like an asshole."
[GOLDEN RULE] shook his head, floating to your closet to pick something for you to wear. "cant believe my master drank a whole ass bottle of dumb bitch juice..."
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