Godzilla (1998): Reborn

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A/N: A chapter to fix the absolute worst and most infamous Godzilla film since Godzilla's Revenge.
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Godzilla 1998. One of the best and most cleverly advertised movies in cinematic history. The Tristar studio and director not only had us want to watch it to find out what it is, but they also managed to pull it all off by just the advertising. However, when I mean by advertising, I don't mean box office success.

Because it was an absolute failure, it insulted everything that built the Godzilla franchise and made everything else besides Godzilla look like a joke. From one nerdy unnecessary character such as Daniel and David from Stargate and Independence Day (oh yes, the same guy that directed this also directed those two movies. Talk about creative patterns) to most of the cast being idiots in the movie and almost everything failing as a comedy due to trying so damn hard, you made the American version of Godzilla 1984 look like an actual joke compared to this film.

Also this...

A giant nuclear irradiated, atomic breathing, indestructible, powerful, and respect-through-fear entity, amphibious reptile son of World War 2 that has been popular for spreading entertainment and messages of nuclear war for over 44 years at the time

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A giant nuclear irradiated, atomic breathing, indestructible, powerful, and respect-through-fear entity, amphibious reptile son of World War 2 that has been popular for spreading entertainment and messages of nuclear war for over 44 years at the time

Became this

A weak, amateur mutated iguana made by French people testing nuclear bombings that did nothing but act like an animal and run away mostly from conventional weaponry that can kill him, as well as giving birth to a million Velociraptor knockoffs whi...

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A weak, amateur mutated iguana made by French people testing nuclear bombings that did nothing but act like an animal and run away mostly from conventional weaponry that can kill him, as well as giving birth to a million Velociraptor knockoffs while not even having the signature atomic breath and just dig underground like Anguirus (that one's pretty good for ability, so I'll let that one slide).

Because that's totally how we want to make a good example of ourselves once again when it comes to making Godzilla movies.
Such as this

Such as this

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