Hendery🐚: Now that we've all slept (except Taeyong probably), let's talk about what happened this morning
Taeyong😴: Actual I got lots of sleep last night
Jungwoo🥺: Thats good! I'm glad you had time to finally sleep
Taeyong😴: Ik a whole 17 minutes in fact!
Jaehyun🥛: ^ Thats the saddest thing I've ever read
Rosa🌹: This morning was very confusing, I thought Taeyong was supposed to be the one yelling at everyone
Rosa🌹: *Parenting everyone
Taeyong😴: You're not slick
Winwin🏆: We split up parenting duty to stop Taeyong from spiraling into insanity
Taeyong😴: Can't stop what already happened
Jaehyun🥛: :/
Kun♠️: Winwin and I have all the Chinese members
Rosa🌹: When Winwin threatened to Fedex people I started cackling
Winwin🏆: You know Mandarin?!
Rosa🌹: I know more languages than Ten
Ten🦋: We speak the same languages but you just happen to know ONE more
Johnny💚: And since Ten already overloaded his brain with 5 at once, I decided to take Spanish (the one more language) to help a pal out
Lucas📣: How did you learn Spanish, Rosa?
Rosa🌹: It was my mother's native language
Doyoung🐰: Was?
Ten🦋: Rosa's mother died of a heart attack when she was 9
Rosa🌹: Yeah
Rosa🌹: Anyways, you were telling me about how you split the parenting roles?
Kun♠️: Right, like I said, Winwin and I have all the Chinese members
Taeil👾: Doyoung and I took Jeno and Haechan
Jaehyun🥛: Johnny and Ten took Mark
Johnny💚: And Taeyong and Jaehyun have Jisung while they also take care of NCT as a whole
Ten🦋: Oh and Yuta has Jaemin
Taeyong😴: But Jaemin is practically independent so Yuta doesn't do anything
Yuta🧶: ExCuSe YOu I do stuff
Hendery🐚: Like what??
Yuta🧶: FYI I give great life advice
Jaemin💝: Remember when I asked you what to do because I forgot to do my homework for class?
Yuta🧶: Ah yes one of my finest moments as a parent
Jaemin💝: You told me to find a dog, feed it my homework pages, and turn the dog into my teacher
Yuta🧶: EXACTLY
Mark🍉: VDBDJSIDNDJWMDB
Jungwoo🥺: Poor dog
XiaoJun🐯: Poor teacher
Yuta🧶: Jaemin, tell everyone here what you got on that assignment
Jaemin💝: An A
Yuta🧶: SEE
Jaemin💝: Because I ignored everything you said and copied off Jeno
Jeno🎲: In return he told me that he do some ASMR with me :)
Yuta🧶: DAMMIT
Johnny💚: So that's basically how we split it up Rosa
Ten🦋: Rosa?
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