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-Sanity Check-
Taeyong😴: So Jihyo...
Jihyo🍒: Yes Taeyong?
Irene☮️: Yo Taeyong where have you guys been?? Everyone is going wild because they don't know where you are!
Suho🍬: Yet it's so quiet now...
Kun ♠️: It's ok Irene we are alright! We just decided to take a, um, detour would be the best word to describe it
RM💜: Jungkook told me that you guys were on a road trip?
S.coups♦️: Mingyu said you guys forgot Lucas at a Starbucks??
JB🎱: Bambam said you guys were being held hostage on a bus???
Kun♠️: i would deny it but all those things did indeed happen, however, we are actually alright so no worries!
HoongJoong🏴☠️: I worry for your sanity my guy
Soobin🧩: How did you guys know that all happened??
RM💜: 97 Liner Group Chat
Taeyong😴: ohhhh yeah that would make sense
JB🎱: Jaehyun really spilt all the tea
Taeyong😴: Not all of it
Kun♠️: Taeyong you really need to "collect your man" as they say
Solar🏵: 👁👄👁
Taeyong😴: NOW all the tea has been split
BangChan🐨: Wait fr??
Jihyo🍒: OMFNHDHDJDJDNENDJJDJEJENENR
POPOFFMYSHIPSAILED
Taeyong😴: Yeah i still can't believe it for myself
Soobin🧩: Congratulations!!!!!!!
HoongJoong🏴☠️: It's about time! Have fun on your new adventure!
Irene☮️: Djdjdjdjej is this why you guys are missing??? Thats hella rad!
Kun♠️: Actually, we are run away from Ten's psychotic millionaire stepfather
RM💜: Hold up... WHAT
Suho🍬: Are you guys alright ???
Solar🏵: Guys you are harshing the Jaeyong vibes let's put a pin it for a sec
Jihyo🍒: Taeyong, sir, we need a play by play STAT 😤
Taeyong😴: it just sorta happened? It's hard to explain...
Soobin🧩: Aw :(
Kun♠️: I can explain
Taeyong😴: Wait what-
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