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Jungwoo🥺: STAN BERRY COWARDS

Mark🍉: STAN HIM

Haechan🔅: I thought it was going to be named Perry?

Jaemin💝: You see, Berry is brown

Yangyang🌏: I'll get the hair dye!

Kun♠️: Yangyang NO

XiaoJun🐯: Didn't you just try to murder someone?

Kun♠️: Attempted but you're point?

Hendery🐚: Uhhh doesn't that make you a bad role model which means you shouldn't listen to you?

Kun♠️: No more dinosaurs shaped chicken nuggets

Hendery🐚: NO ANYTHING BUT THAT

XiaoJun🐯: NO NOT AGAIN

Renjun📒: IM NOT OK

Chenle🐬: BETRAYAL

Yangyang🌏: I WONT SURVIVE

Lucas📣: Rosa is my new chicken nugget supplier

Ten🦋: SISTER PLEASE HELP YOUR BROTHER IS DYING FROM STARVATION

Rosa🌹: It's been exactly five minutes and I respect Kun way too much to undermine him like that

Kun♠️: Thank you Rosa

Rosa🌹: Np, you're my bias for a reason, after all

Taeyong😴: WHAT

Johnny💚: WHAT

Jeno🎲: WHAT

Winwin🏆: WHAT

Jaehyun🥛: WHAT

Rosa🌹: I thought bias meant favorite in the group? I'm sorry if I got the meaning wrong !

Jisung🐣: Bias does mean favorite

Rosa🌹: Aw thank you Jisung!

Doyoung🐰: The way his face went 😳

Taeil👾: More like 🍅

Rosa🌹: Why is everyone so shocked about what I said then?

Taeyong😴: IM EVERYONES FIRST BIAS

Winwin🏆: IM EVERYONE ELSE'S FIRST BIAS

Johnny💚: IM THE AUTHOR'S BIAS

Jeno🎲: AND I- I THOUGHT

Renjun📒: *Thot

Jeno🎲: Renjun is my new biking bud! 😈

Renjun📒: NO

Jeno🎲: YES

Renjun📒: JAEMIN?

Jaemin💝: Yes?

Renjun📒: Help me out here. Won't you miss biking with Jeno????

Jaemin💝: Doesn't matter, because I have to take care of Berry now

Jisung🐣: Ohhhh Perry but brown so it starts with a "B"

Chenle🐬: Ah that makes more sense

Haechan🔅: Jaemin, you act like Berry is your child

Jaemin💝: Tried humans and those suck sooooo, yes, Berry is my child

Yuta🧶: And that's how I became grandfather to a Platypus

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