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Haechan🔅: Uh someone give me a random cartoon
Rosa🌹: Phineas and Ferb!
Mark🍉: Yo that show was so good
Johnny💚: Can confirm.
Haechan🔅: Cool thanks
... 20 minutes later ...
Jaemin💝: TAEYONG
Taeyong😴: Yes, Jaemin?
Jaemin💝: WE SHOULD GET A PET PLATYPUS
XiaoJun🐯: wtf is wrong with you?
Lucas📣: THATS A GREAT IDEA!
Jaemin💝: AND IT SHOULD BE GREEN
Doyoung🐰: I don't think that's healthy
Yangyang🌏: We can always dye it green!
Kun♠️: That definitely isn't healthy
Jaemin💝: AND WE SHOULD NAME IT PERRY
Rosa🌹: oh no
Haechan🔅: OH YES
Taeil👾: Haechan... WHAT THE ACTUAL FLIPPITY FUCK DID YOU DO TO JAEMIN
Jisung🐣: Angry Taeil is back
Chenle🐬: This isn't good
Yangyang🌏: ItS EverY MaN FOr HiMSeLf
Renjun📒: On a completely unrelated note: Jeno would you like to go literally anywhere else?
Jeno🎲: Mall?
Renjun📒: That works
Winwin🏆: I'll give you guys a lift. I'm heading over there to meet up with James anyways
Taeil👾: JAMES
Taeil👾: IS
Taeil👾: DEAD
Yuta🧶: GRABBING THE KATANA
Jaehyun🥛: Nononononono
Johnny💚: At least it's can't get any worse?
Kun♠️: PUT DOWN THE KATANA YOU MANIACS
Hendery🐚: Oh shit now Kun is yelling
Ten🦋: This is wild
Kun♠️: AND LET ME GO GRAB MY SNIPPER RIFLE
Yuta🧶: HELL YEAH
Taeil👾: HELL YEAH
Doyoung🐰: WHERE THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU GET A SNIPPER RIFLE FROM
Kun♠️: I was volunteering at an elderly home, helping this one lady with her groceries, when she pulled it out of storage (It was her late husband's from the war) and gifted it to me
Rosa🌹: MY HEART
Mark🍉: Minus the deadly weapon?
Rosa🌹: You know nothing.
Jaehyun🥛: Guess heart attacks run in the family?
Johnny💚: brooooooooooooo
Jaehyun🥛: broooooooooooooooo
Ten🦋: Bro you are both sleeping on the couch tonight bro
Jaehyun🥛: No we are not.
Taeyong😴: Yes you are.
Johnny💚: Oh shit.
Jaemin💝: So Platypus?
Taeyong😴: NO
Doyoung🐰: HAECHAN EXPLAIN
Haechan🔅: I hypnotized Jaemin so that every time he thinks about coffee he'll think about Perry the Platypus instead
Jeno🎲: YOU
Renjun📒: DID
Yuta🧶: WHAT
Jungwoo🥺: Guys!! There is this really cute platypus in the living room!!!
Taeyong😴: JAEMIN NO
Jaemin💝: JAEMIN YES
Mark🍉: omg it is adorable
Rosa🌹: I love it
Lucas📣: It's SO cute
Jungwoo🥺: UWU
Jaemin💝: EVERYONE MEET BERRY
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