The Outsiders Imagines/Headcannons

Them decorating the house for halloween

-Pony would come back from school and drop his books at the sight of his house
-everyone was decorating the house their own way, and not in a very good way
-Pony: "What the heck is this?!"
-Darry: "Decorating the house for Halloween, what do ya think we're doin?"
-Soda: "Is it scary?"
-Pony: "sigh guys, scary is supposed to have actual scary stuff. This is not scary."
-Steve: "What you meeean? This is scary!"
-Pony: "Okay, first of all, Steve, your decorations are sloppy paper cutouts of blobs and you taped them to our house! You didn't even use clear tape, you used blue tape. That isn't a Halloween color!"
-The paper he used wasn't even colored either, it was just plain white
-I mean it would work for ghosts but his ghosts didn't even look like ghosts
-the shapes he cut out looked like a job of a toddler
-Steve: "Pft! Who cares about freakin colors, and they are scary! Look at my zombie!"
-Pony: "I thought it was a pumpkin."
-Steve: "...fair point."
-Two: "Ooh! Me next!"
-Pony: "Are these...empty beer bottles on our doorstep?"
-Two *shivers*: "Just scares me looking at them."
-Pony: "And-WTF! Is that a dead mouse!!!"
-everyone rushes over and Dallas pokes it with a stick
-Johnny ran away to throw up
-Pony: "And you put mini clothes on it?! What?!"
-Two: "I don't have enough cash to buy a Mickey Mouse plush. I was gonna have Mickey dead on the ground, which is one of my worst fears. I get nightmares about it sometimes. I didn't know what to do until I found a dead mouse on the rode and I asked my sister if I could borrow her doll clothes. And I'm was also a bit tipsy from drinking all that beer but I'm fine now."
-Two trips and falls down the stairs
-Darry: "Get that away from our house before we catch a disease."
-Two yeet it
-Soda: "Whatcha think of mine, Pony?"
-Soda had made cardboard grave stones with messages from scratch and they looked pretty decent
-until you read them and realized Soda had misspelled a lot of words...in Permanente ink
-Soda was so proud of his work that he was dancing
-Pony: "Um...keep up the good work."
-Soda: "Yay! I'm the best at this!"
-Darry slapped on a couple of papers on the front door
-Darry: "That should do it."
-Pony: "Uh, Darry. The only thing on the papers is the word 'scary' in black Comic Sans font."
-Darry: "Yeah, you wanted 'scary', right? There! And I hate Comic Sans, I prefer an Ariel. Plus, who goes all out decorating and doin hard work for one day? Don't make sense."
-Pony just gave a weird look and moved on
-Johnny was humming Spooky Scary Skeletons as he was kneeling on the ground and making his scary thing
-Pony: "Whatcha doing?"
-Johnny: "Oh, Darry was taking out the trash and I had a great idea. I asked him if I could borrow some trash bags. I gathered all the trash around your house and put them together. Then I put them in the bag and made them look like they were dead bodies!"
-They really did look like dead bodies
-Johnny kicked the plastic inside to prove that it was just trash
-Pony: "That is amazing, Johnny!"
-Johnny: "Yup, it's scary and the outside of your house is clean. Win win."
-Pony: "Maybe you should've been the one decorating the entire house."
-Pony moves onto Dallas who was on the other side of the house
-Pony: "What'd you do, Dal?"
-Dallas: "Tada!"
-Pony looked up at the wall and saw that it was covered with fifty pregnancy tests, all reading positive
-Pony, disgusted and shocked: "Are those used?!"
-Dallas: "Nah, relax. They're all new, not used. And I wrote the positive signs with a sharpie. Scariest thing ever, good job me."
-Pony: "Okay, how is that scary?! You are the toughest guy ever and you put pregnancy tests as the scariest thing you could think of."
-Dallas: "They're all positive. Geez, that gives me chills. If Sylvia walks up to me and hands me one of these I would scream and run for the hills. I fucking hate kids, man."
-Pony was having a headache
-everyone, but Johnny, was ruining the house
-he left to go to the movies alone, away from everyone