Saiouma one shots

last meal

Kokichi gasped as shuichi approached his cell "hi theeeere!" He said as he reached his hands through the bars of his cell to grip at shuichi's shirt "don't touch me you dirty criminal" Shuichi said as he smacked kokichi's hands away, just barely keeeping a 'guard like' persona "oh I can get so much more dirtier than this~" "A-are you flirting with me?" "Maybe" Shuichi looked away and nervously adjusted his tie before turning to face kokichi again Kokichi giggled at this reaction "listen, just chose a last meal so we can get this over with" Shuichi said, already getting annoyed with the criminal "Have you ever seen a dead body? I've seen fifty~" Kokichi said, trying to avoid the subject however Shuichi wanted none of it "Please just pick something" Kokichi thought before saying "Can I have a little bit of everything?" "You're not getting 'a little bit of everything'"

"How about you? Can I have you as a last meal" "You're a cannibal now too?" "Not like that! You dumb police officer!" Shuichi sighed softly before starring the purple haired criminal in the eyes but even with this intimidation tactic kokichi's smile didn't falter "what exactly....do you mean by that" Shuichi said, getting interested in kokichi's offer "weeeeell if you're willing to hear me out I'm willing to explain.....but you have to promise me that you will come in here with me" "No, nope not happening" Shuichi said as he looked away stubbornly "Come onnnnn aren't you curious as to what this innocent serial killer could possibly mean? Maybe it's code for killing your entire family? Who knows" Kokichi said as he leaned closer to the bars and looked at shuichi innocently.....it really contrasted with the words he was saying

shuichi sighed as he unlocked the cell, entered and locked the door behind him "how explain yourse- mmph!"shuichi began but he was interrupted by kokichi forcibly putting his lips on his own. At first shuichi didn't enjoy the fact that he was kissing a well known criminal but he eventually melted into the feeling, gently wrapping his arms around the serial killer. "A-ah! Kokichi what are you-" Shuichi exclaimed as he felt kokichi palm him through his pants "Nehehe! look at you, you're such a horny bitch, I barely touched you and you're already moaning my name" Kokichi teased "wow you're bigger than I thought you would be.....i thought it would be as short as your sex life" kokichi joked as he reached into shuichi's boxers and started to jerk the other off

"Y-youre l-lucky that I haven't hah- haven't called the other nng g-guards yet hhh" Shuichi breathed out between breathy moans "oh yeah? You're the lucky one! I don't give idiot security guards a hand job every day" "W-why are you e-even hah d-doing this" Shuichi asked before letting out a squeek as he felt a hand grab his ass "so....i....could......steal your keys" The purple haired boy said as he backed off immediately, briefly showing the newly stolen keys to the stunned guard before waltzing out of the cell before shuichi could place what just happened.