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Attack of the Goats

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Mr. Suh was skeptical when Hendery put a blindfold on him saying they were going to play zombie, but overall he was just happy they were including him in their games. He knew something was up when he was directed out of the cafe and into the car. They didn't even put him in the passenger seat, and he was sent straight to the back.

"Hey now, this is adultnapping."

"You wouldn't go through with it if we didn't adultnap you."

Mr. Suh recognized the voice to be Yuta, and in his mind that wasn't the best sign until he heard a whole bunch of kids piling into the car. Now he knew the chance of it being family friendly was much higher.

"Maybe if I wouldn't approve of it we shouldn't do it?" He got distracted when he heard the driver side door open and shut. "Is Kun driving? I'm not riding if Kun isn't driving."

The door then opened again and someone got out, and a few seconds later another kid got in. This time he assumed it was either Kun or the kids messing with him.

"Is anyone staying to help your Mom with the cafe?"

"Mark, Jaemin and WinWin are with her." 

"It's Mark's day to be with his Mom." Mr. Suh pointed out to Johnny, and based on the amount of "oh"s, he figured he was pointing that out to everyone.

"That would explain why he never responded."

"You didn't know he wasn't here?"

"There's a lot of us, give us a break." Haechan piped up, immediately followed by, "Stop moving and sit still!"

"Hold on, is everyone except Jaemin, WinWin and Mark in the car?"

"Just start driving, Kun."

The car only had seven seats, so this was a new level of illegal. Now Mr. Suh was still blindfolded, but the 00 line was in the trunk squished together, Johnny was in the passenger seat giving directions to Kun, Jisung was in the seat next to Mr. Suh, and Taeil, Yuta, Jungwoo, and Doyoung were in the back seat that was supposed to fit three. The other eight were sitting on the floor with their necks craned down so they couldn't be seen out the window.

It was a good thing that the drive wasn't a very long one, but it was enough for everyone to be sick of being squished against each other. Especially if they had someone sleeping leaning against them.

"Do I get to know where I am now?"

"Hold on, we all have to get out and get set up first. Jisung, you stay and make sure he doesn't peek." Taeyong instructed, the kids groaning as they felt the blood come back to their legs as they tried to get out.

After a few minutes of Mr. Suh listening to very familiar hushed voices, he knew where he was. Mrs. Suh's parent's farm, but he still didn't know why. That didn't last for much longer.

Jaehyun and Jisung helped him out of the car still blindfolded, and he could hear whispers from the kids behind him. He was now most certainly convinced this wasn't going to end well.

"Release both of them on three." He heard his father-in-law say, and panic struck Mr. Suh.

"Release what?!"

"One."

"Release what?!"

"Two."

"Please stop!"

"Three!"

Mr. Suh's blindfold was taken off at the same time the rope the goats were being held back with was let go of, and both parties went racing off. Doyoung had a camera out to record Mr. Suh running away from the goats, the three goats locked in on him like missiles.

They all watched in high amusement until the goats caught up to Mr. Suh and tackled him to the ground. Then they all ran to his rescue and went to remove the attack goats from him, just to realize they were only licking him.

"Why would you do this to me?!" Mr. Suh shouted, still curled up in a ball in the grass even though the goats were now being loved by the younger children.

"They were licking you, not attacking you." Yuta deadpanned as Jisung sat down in the grass next to him and patted Mr. Suh's head.

"He's a traumatized old man, don't make fun of him."

But because he was called old, Mr. Suh uncurled himself and started tickling Jisung until he yelled for him to stop loud enough for the neighbors almost a mile away to hear him.

"So what we learned today is that the goats don't actually attack Mr. Suh and he's just got some deep set trauma?" Ten asked, and the general masses nodded.

They were right, though. If they had told Mr. Suh where they were going and what they were doing, he never would've gone through with it.