Letters to Rex from the 501st

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Sir,

Can we have waffles soon? Hardcase tried one and said they would make a good frisbee.

- Echo

Captain-

Can I retire? I feel old.

Thanks, Dogma

Sir-

Why do we have armor if clankers have bad aim? What point is that? I don't get it.

Jesse

Rex con Queso,

Can I get some Eggo Chocolate Chip waffles? They look and taste like a frisbee. The boys and I want a few dozen boxes of them. I know you will say no but I want you to know that if you don't buy them we will steal them and turn you into a Waffle next time. 🧇🧇🧇

Love, Hardcase 😘

Sir,

What is this emoji? 🦟

And watch this dance: 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗
-Fives your best ARC
P.S. Can we get Chinese carryout? 🥡


Sir,

A Twi'lek woman came up to me yesterday. What do I do? She was talking to me weird and she wanted me to go to her apartment to go have fun.

Tup


Sir,

Can you tell the men to stop punching clankers? We are using way too much bacta.

-Kix-

Emoji of the day: 🥡

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