Star Wars Shorts- Clone Wars

Truth or Dare

The clones of the 501st were thrilled. They won yet another battle and wanted to celebrate with a game of Truth and Dare.

"Hey guys, do you want to play truth or dare?" Jesse asked.

"Yes!" All of them yelled.

"Let's go into the mess. It will be easier to organize our area there."

The boys ran to the mess, and they set up.

"Okay, who wants to go first?" Echo asked.

"ME! ME! ME!" Fives chanted.

"Truth or Dare, Fives?" Echo asked.

"DARE!"

"Okay, so do you know that I have a temporary tattoo kit, and that Rex is asleep?"

"THIS IS MY DREAM!"

Fives ran to Echo's quarters, grabbed the tattoo kit, and found Rex. He commed Echo.

"What should I draw?"

"I dunno, a pink pair of Jaig eyes?"

"Speaking of pink...."

Fast forward about 10 minutes....

"GUYS I DID IT LOOKIE!"

"Oh no, Fives, you are so dead..."

On Rex's forehead there was a pink lady in a bikini.

Rex started stirring in his sleep. He woke up, and the men started laughing.

"What now?"

"Um, ask... Vaughn," Fives said.

"It was Fives, sir."

"What is it?"

"He drew a pink bikini on your forehead, sir."

"FIVES!"

Rex started chasing a shrieking Fives.

"Shall we continue?" Denal asked.

"Of course. I will go next," Jesse said.

"Truth or Dare?" Tup asked.

"Truth."

"Is Fives a kriffing idiot?"

"Yes. That was easy."

"I WANT TO GO NEXT!" Hardcase bellowed.

"Ok, go then, Hardcase," Jesse laughed.

"DARE!"

"Hmmm.... any suggestions? Against Rex, please."

"Um, spray paint him and Ahsoka making out on a wall?" Dogma said sarcastically.

"I will do it."

Hardcase got the paint, and he started painting. He was a surprising amazing painter. Either that, or the sugar high was helping him.

"Done!"

"Now sign it!" Jesse dared.

"No."

"It's the dare."

"That would be a double dare. I never complied to that, Jesse."

"Dang, Hardcase. But that it really good."

"It is, for Hardcase," Dogma laughed.

"I heard that, Dogma!"

"I know."

"Whose next?"

"ME!"

"Ok, Tup, you can go next. Truth or Dare."

"Truth."

"Do you get extra rations from Ahsoka."

"Yeah. She likes me the best."

"NO SHE LIKES REX MORE!" Hardcase yelled.

"Nah. It's me."

"Why?"

"She likes playing with my hair and thinks I am calm."

"HEY Y'ALL HELP ME REX STILL HATES ME! I TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS TEMPORARY TOO!" Fives screamed, Rex tacking him.

Rex picked him up, and took him into the mess. Suddenly his eyes landed on Hardcase's masterpiece. He studied it, and realized it was him and Ahsoka.

"Who did this?"

Everyone pointed at Hardcase.

"Like Fives, it was for a dare."

"HARDCASE AHSOKA AND I ARE NOT A THING!"

"It was a dare."

"THEN PICK TRUTH!"

Rex sighed, and took Fives and Hardcase to go do extra chores. The two groaned, and the others laughed.

"FIVE LAPS, ALL OF YOU! AND TRAINING STARTS AT 4 TOMORROW!"

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