Note: Don't play the song till I say so! By the way! This is basically the mafia version of the CountryHumans Fandom so yeah the personalities are also a bit edged and whatnot but Bangladesh remains the same!
Ft. The Uk Siblings, Mughal Siblings, Nepal, Palestine, Iraq and Myanmar!
India and Pakistan: *bickering like always*
Canada: Here we go again!
America: Do they always fight like this?
Bangladesh Army: *takes a drink of Absolute Vodka* Every. Single. Day!
New Zealand: Oh good lord...
Australia: How do you guys even tolerate this?
Bangladesh Army: We live in the same house and you'll get used to it soon!
Bangladesh: Why do I feel like a song number is gonna come up now?
Nepal: Wait what?
Iraq: Wait song number?!
Palestine: Uhhhh
Myanmar: *sweats nervously*
Bangladesh Army: Oh god no...
(Now Play Away Guys while reading this bad boy!!)
India: *death glares at Pakistan and tilts her head* Anything you can do, I can do better! * smirks and puts one of hands on her hips while the other on the wall while slightly leaning against it*
Pakistan: Hah! *grins*
India: *says in a singsong voice* I can do anything better than you~!
Pakistan: no you can't!
India: Yes I can!
Pakistan: No you can't!
India: Yes I can!
Pakistan: No you can't! *eye rolls and scoffs*
India: Yes I can, yes I can! *puts on a mischievous grin and elbows Pakistan's arm*
Pakistan: *smirks and crosses his arms* Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later, I am greater than you. *does a double flip and lands on the coffee table with no problem*
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(In the background)
*very awkward silence*
Everyone: ...
Iraq: Okay he was actually good at that!
India: *eye rolls* Oh please you can't even throw knives backwards! *gets out her two dagger knives and without looking throws them backwards till they hit two bottles of water*
Bangladesh: I am surprised none of them leaked...
Nepal: Same...
Myanmar: Now that's badass! *slightly blushes*
Palestine: Go India!
Bangladesh Army: PAKI GET OFF THAT COFFEE TABLE! I AM NOT GONNA WIPE THAT! *glares at him while taking another swig of Absolute Vodka*
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