Next Gen AU because I wanted to ok..... I might talk about this AU another time but for now enjoy the skit....
Evelyn(Daughter of Birthday Mabel and Evil Morty): Slowly closes the door
(Beast???? Idk)Alex(Adopted Child of Bipper and Beast Wirt): Hey Eve!
Evelyn: HAM! Al! Axel! Hi Alex... do you want Ham? I don't have any ham...... what are you doing here?
Alex: .... I- live here....
Evelyn: GREAT! did your hair lose..... weight???
Alex: what's in the living room...?
Evelyn: what is the Living?? Did you get new........ Branches?
Alex: move out of the way pushes her and closes the door
Evelyn: nooo!
Alex: sees to dead clones of him AAAHHH!!!!
Evelyn: THAT IS A NICE CHAIR!! LET'S JUST..... look at it...
Alex: ....... I've already seen the dead bodies, you can't distract me...
Evelyn: so nice....
Alex: what are all of these dead bodies doing here!?
Evelyn: Honestly not much
Alex: I'm calling my parents....
Evelyn: Errrrrr! HAM! throws ham at them
Alex: throws ham away... I want answers....
Evelyn: ok, I lied...... I do have Ham-
Alex: Blue Fire comes out of his hands ABOUT THE BODIES!!!!
Evelyn: oh! well, you know when you want to tell some one something but you don't want to hurt their feelings so you kind of bottle it up inside till it develops into an overwhelming urge to kill them...
Alex: obviously.
Evelyn: I cloned you so I could kill you...
*insert dramatic music here*
Alex: Oh my dad- wait! why did you clone me twice!?
Evelyn: yes..... twice....
Spanish Alex: Hola! (Hello!)
Evelyn: grabs guns and shots them
Spanish Alex: adios! ( bye!) falls
Alex: who was that!?
Evelyn: that was Spanish Alex... I call them Spalex....
Alex: why???
Evelyn: it's a portmanteau of Spanish and Alex-
Alex: No why was he Spanish!?
Evelyn: oh yeah... the cloning process took a while to perfect, there were......... REJECTS
Alex: how many rejects?
Alex 2: has anybody seen my eyes? Looking around his hair
Alex: why would it be in your hair?
Evelyn: oh that's uh, doesn't understand the human body Alex
Alex: oh
Alex 2: Hey say that to my face! pointing at there elbow
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Ask or Dare (Multifandom edition)
RandomNote 2021: holy fuck this is so outdated, cringy and old, remind me we people still enjoy and read this? Ask or Dare any characters from the following fandoms Gravity Falls Over the garden wall Adventure time Star vs the...
