From 26zubiekalt: I dare The wolf pups to bite Burt and Burt Can't do anything if he hurts River or Poochy Sven will pour two cups of scolding coffee on his crotch
Burt: I fucking hate this book
River and Poochy: BARK!!! (ATTACK!!!)
Burt: OH SHIT- gets bitten HELP!! SOMEBODY HELP!!!
Sven: holding the 2 cups of scolding hot coffee ... ehhh..... no thanks
Burt: end my suffering!!!
Sven: ok then pours the 2 cups of coffee in his Crotch anyways
Burt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sven: you never specified....
BURT: AAAHHHHH!!!!
15 minutes later...
Burt: AHHHHHH!!! hits his head while falling ...... ow.... where am I?
The Queen of Hell; your in hell... thanks for bring him here Fitch
Fitch: your welcome ma'am!
Burt: Fitch!? Why are you here?
Fitch: I got a part time job as Grim Reaper since the last one Quit, oh hold there's another soul coming in leaves
Burt: wait if I'm in hell... that means-
The Queen of Hell: you died of 5 degree burns on your d*ck and wolf bites....
Burt: but why am I in hell?
The Queen of Hell: oh no, your just here because your going to have your trail tomorrow, that will decide whether or not you go to heaven or hell... every demon and angel will be there so if you don't want to end up here... I suggest you make up for your mistakes
Burt: ..... can I get a second chance in life ?
The Queen of Hell: no...
Burt: damnit.... Fuck you all... at least my pain ended
River: bark, bark (is he ok? he hasn't moved for a while)
Poochy: bark(I'm sure he's sleeping)
Sven: Burt this is no time to be sleeping on the job.... I'm going to get the boss....
{ MISSION FAILED: This is is why we can't have Sven anywhere near Burt at all times...}
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Ask or Dare (Multifandom edition)
RandomNote 2021: holy fuck this is so outdated, cringy and old, remind me we people still enjoy and read this? Ask or Dare any characters from the following fandoms Gravity Falls Over the garden wall Adventure time Star vs the...
