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 From 26zubiekalt: I dare The wolf pups to bite Burt and Burt Can't do anything if  he hurts River or Poochy Sven will pour two cups of scolding coffee on his crotch 


 Burt: I fucking hate this book 

River and Poochy: BARK!!! (ATTACK!!!) 

Burt: OH SHIT- gets bitten HELP!! SOMEBODY HELP!!! 

Sven: holding the 2 cups of scolding hot coffee ... ehhh..... no thanks 

Burt: end my suffering!!! 

Sven: ok then pours the 2 cups of coffee in his Crotch anyways 

Burt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Sven: you never specified.... 

BURT: AAAHHHHH!!!!  











15 minutes later... 













Burt: AHHHHHH!!! hits his head while falling ...... ow.... where am I? 

The Queen of Hell; your in hell... thanks for bring him here Fitch 

Fitch: your welcome ma'am! 

Burt: Fitch!? Why are you here? 

Fitch: I got a part time job as  Grim Reaper since the last one Quit, oh hold there's another soul coming in leaves 

Burt: wait if I'm in hell... that means- 

The Queen of Hell: you died of 5 degree burns on your d*ck and wolf bites....

Burt: but why am I in hell? 

The Queen of Hell: oh no, your just here because your going to have your trail tomorrow, that will decide whether or not you go to heaven or hell... every demon and angel will be there so if you don't want to end up here... I suggest you make up for your mistakes 

Burt: ..... can I get a second chance in life ? 

The Queen of Hell: no... 

Burt: damnit.... Fuck you all... at least my pain ended 









River: bark, bark (is he ok? he hasn't moved for a while) 

Poochy: bark(I'm sure he's sleeping) 

Sven: Burt this is no time to be sleeping on the job.... I'm going to get the boss.... 






{ MISSION FAILED: This is is why  we can't have Sven anywhere near Burt at all times...} 





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