Beast Wirt: drinking Coffee while looking down at the floor
Ice Finn: coming in Wirt, have you seen my Enchiridion?
Beast Wirt: the one with jewels on it?
Ice Finn: yeah
Beast Wirt: pretty sure it fell down the hole...
Ice Finn: what hole?- looks down to see a hole OH MY ICE KING!!! What is that....?
Beast Wirt: it's a hole
Ice Finn: well yeah I can see that... what's it's doing there?
Beast Wirt: well I woke up this morning drinks coffee ...... and there was a hole
Ice Finn: what are you going to do about it?
Beast Wirt: I put a rug over it...... yeah it fell in the hole
Ice Finn: should we call the police or something?
Beast Wirt: oh yeah I called the police yeah....
Ice Finn: looking around well where are they?
Beast Wirt: in the hole....
Ice Finn: looking around again where is your boyfriend?
Beast Wirt: ....... ;-;
Ice Finn: Beast Wirt... where is your boyfriend!?
Beast Wirt: he's at work
Ice Finn: sigh where does he work?
Beast Wirt: in the hole-
Ice Finn: GOD!!! HOW DEEP EVEN IS THIS THING!? grabs Beast Wirt's mug(which if you were wondering the mug says "Your Dead" but on the bottom says "to me") and then drops it in the hole
Beast Wirt: ........... that was my favorite mug.... now it's in the hole :'( insert sad Beast wirt noises here
R.I.P. Beast Wirt's mug
Ice Finn: Wirt, do we even know what this is? I mean it could be an interdimensional worm-hole or A GATE WAY TO HELL or-or.... sees that Beast Wirt is gone Beast Wirt.... Looks down at the hole WIRT!!!
Beast Wirt: hey what's up I got a snack! bites the apple
Ice Finn: Wirt would you please take this seriously-
Mindless Fitch: pulling there hand out of the hole FINALLY I'M FREE-
Ice Finn: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Beast Wirt: begins to swing his axe
Mindless Fitch: ... ah shit goes back down
Ice Finn: WHAT WAS THAT!?
Beast Wirt: a Zombie..... throws the apple in the hole
Ice Finn: WHERE DID IT COME FROM!?
Beast Wirt: .... -_-
Ice Finn: right the hole... yeah.... dude, why are you being so calm about this!?
Beast Wirt: I'm more worried about the demonic triangle causing a Weirdmageddon....
Ice Finn: ... what demonic triangle causing a Weirdmageddon....
Both: look outside to Bill Cipher causing weirdmageddon 2
Ice Finn: gets pulled in AHHHH-
Beast Wirt: ... that one looks over at the couch to see the Enchiridion ah there it is....
Beast Wirt: accidently drops it in the hole oh shit-
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