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 From 26zubiekalt: I dare River and Poochy to be able to talk 


*POOF they can talk* 


River: ... WELL FINALLY, it's been a while 

Poochy: YEAH MY VOICE IS BACK!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- 

Henry: what the- 




H̷̢̗̏̀̏̈͛3̴̧̡̤̼̜̃̿͋̄͘͜ǹ̴͍̯̥̭͗̚R̸̲͉̘̖̙̀͜y̵̨̡͉̳̮̍̓͜: -FUCK CORRUPTICK WILLIAM CIPHER!? 

Corruptick Will: ok listen, when you said you wanted the most powerful one, I followed your orders and gave it to you 

H̷̢̗̏̀̏̈͛3̴̧̡̤̼̜̃̿͋̄͘͜ǹ̴͍̯̥̭͗̚R̸̲͉̘̖̙̀͜y̵̨̡͉̳̮̍̓͜: NOT TO ACTUALLY BRING THEM HERE!!!! 

Domino: can I go home now? I'm suppose to be at the bad end friends for game night.... 

H̷̢̗̏̀̏̈͛3̴̧̡̤̼̜̃̿͋̄͘͜ǹ̴͍̯̥̭͗̚R̸̲͉̘̖̙̀͜y̵̨̡͉̳̮̍̓͜: ..... NO- 

















From 26zubiekalt: I dare Charles to give River and Poochy a haircut 


Charles: brings out scissors ok then, let's do this- 

River and Poochy: NOOOOOOOO Jump around 

Charles: GET BACK, HOLD STILL- 

Henry: why am I the only one questioning how they can talk? 

Ellie: this is fine 



















From 26zubiekalt: what's every ones opinion on puns 



Dipper: well I'm not good with them but- 

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