Ask or Dare (Multifandom edition)

VINE VINE VINE VINE VINE VINE VINE-

*BEEP* 

Sap: hey Zim 

Zim: what do you want Sap!

Sap: can we kiss? 

Zim: oh you want a kiss? YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!!! 

*BEEP*

Broken Bryan: hey babe pulls out flowers happy one year 

The Suicidal Jester: most likely Drunk <>_<> ..... I'm 24- 

*BEEP*

Clockwork trying to show his friendship to Tord with a card 

Tord: roses are red, violets are blue, I have trauma and so do you.... looks at him 0_0 

Clockwork: 0_0 .... HAPPY VALENTINES DAY-  

*BEEP*

Genocide Frisk: I love you 

Brainwashed Max: I luuuuu- no, I luuuE ba ta you- FUCK THIS IS HARD!!! 

*BEEP*

Demon Marco after getting reject by Star for the 267765789 time already.... on Valentine's Day-

Demon Marco: welp, it's been a great day today sniff can't wait for mooor- starts to cry 

*BEEP*

Some Random Person: It's Halloween(sadly it isn't but ok) but I'm already dressed as the love of your life~ 

Ice Finn: negative. The Ice Cream is the love of my life, it is sweet, and it is rich and creamy, and it's cold just like my soul 

*BEEP*

Gamer: Tell everyone how good I am

Lucifer: umm why? 

Gamer: I thought you loved me... I don't know- 

Lucifer: well I do but I just wanted to know why did you want me to tell everybody? 

Gamer: I don't know, sometimes it feels good to just have some one say your praises and you know like "there a big strong ox like you!" emotionally sometimes some of those things get to us ok you need to hear something good about our selfs to feel ok...

Lucifer: alright FINE .... you have good arms 

Everyone: <>_<> 

Gamer: ............. YOU MEAN IT!!! :3 

*BEEP*

Inky: running away from Echo 

Echo: trying to give him love KITTY, WHY DO YOU RUN FROM ME!? I WANT TO SING YOU A SONG!!! HEEEELLLOOO LITTLE KITTY! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU- 

*BEEP*

Black Hat: well perhaps it is the context that words are spoken that give them the power of meaning looks at Dr.Flug I LOVE YOU DOC!!!!! 

*BEEP*

Tord: remember that one time I liked you? 

Tom: no 

Tord: good cause NEVER HAPPENED!!! 

Tom: oh 

Tord: AHA pulls out middle finger OH HO- 

(STILL NO SHIP, AND NEVER WILL) 

*BEEP*

Bipper: hiding in a bush look, survivors