Malk

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 IT'S MAH BIRTHDAY!!!!! now you might be thinking: why did you do a Skit instead your birthday? Well... 1. This is my favorite skit and 2. because let's just say that neither Gamer nor Corrupted Gamer remember there birthday for reasons that come from there backstory (you can tell how crazy Birthday Mabel is going trying to figure out when is there Birthday)  anyways let's just get on with the Skit..... 



Gamer: Hey Ivy, you got anything to drink? 

Ivy: yeah, in the fridge 

Jess: hey Gamer uh grab me a glass of malk 

Gamer: They don't have any malk but I can get you some milk 

Ivy: that's what she just said... 

Jess: yeah, it's just malk 

Gamer: no your saying it wrong you're saying: MALK like it's a disease....

Ivy: Laughing how would you say it? 

Gamer: I'm saying it the way everyone would say 'milk' M-I-L-K 

Ivy: right, like %2 

Jess: right, whole malk

Gamer: no,no,no say milkshake

Jess: Milkshake 

Gamer: ok now say Milk 

Jess: Malk 

Gamer: facepalm are you hearing this?

Ivy: yeah, the girl wants a glass of mulk 

Gamer: ...........MULK!? 

Ivy: GIVE HIM THE MULK GAMER!!! 

Tord: comes in Gamer.... inside voices please... 

Gamer: sorry dad...... my human friends..... 

Ivy: (B*tch I'm a grass person like Fern not human)

Jess:(who said I was Human?) 

Tord: walks away 

Jess: GAMER!!!! GIVE ME. A GLASS. OF MALK!!! 

Gamer: why are you yelling at me-? 

Ivy: JUST GIVE HIM THE FREAKING MULK!!!! 

Gamer: YOU GUYS AREN"T EVEN SAYING THE SAME THING!!!! 

Jess: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK GAMER!!! 

Gamer: NO!! your saying Malk!! your saying- 

Both Ivy and Jess: start screaming... something random 

Gamer: (this is worse than dealing with Corrupted Gamer) 

Jess: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!!!! 

Gamer: pulls out a giant key, which is basically a sword SHUT UP!!!! 

Both Ivy and Jess: pause in panic 

Gamer: SHUP!!! UP!!! Points the key up to her chest 

Both Ivy and Jess: Get {insert any kind of weapons here} and aim at her 

Ivy: better put it down Gamer- 

Jess: Don't-Don't do it Gamer 

Gamer: YOUR GOING TO KILL ME IF I KILL MY SELF!!! THAT DOESN"T MAKE ANY SENCE!!! 

Both Ivy and Jess: 0_0 points the weapons at each other 

Ivy: GAMER PUT IT DOWN!!! 

Jess: PUT THE KEY DOWN!! 

Gamer: PUT YOUR WEAPONS AWAY!!! 

Ivy: GAMER... PUT IT DOWN NOW-!!! 

Gamer: I"M GOING TO KILL MY SELF OVER THIS!!!! 

Jess: YOUR LIKE A SISTER TO ME!!! 

Gamer: OH FOR GOD SA-!!! 

Jess: YOU HANDED IT LIKE A SISTER TO ME!!!! 

Gamer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-!!!!!!!!!!!!!









Gamer:  and then after that we pull the trigger, all of us! 

Jess: No, we're are not Writing something like that... 

Gamer: why not? 

Jess: it's so.....Dark... I don't know.....

Ivy: a sigh of disappointment 






 Your Welcome! :3 

and I guess to end it off I wanted to show some art I made of Gamer and Corrupted Gamer( forgive me for my cringy art, this is my artstyle)

 Gamer: So this is how gamer looks like and this was made in an art style I 've been practicing(note: she doesn't actually have horns or a tail it's just there to represent that she's a demon, well half- demon, also she isn't realy royalty even if...

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 Gamer: So this is how gamer looks like and this was made in an art style I 've been practicing(note: she doesn't actually have horns or a tail it's just there to represent that she's a demon, well half- demon, also she isn't realy royalty even if she has a crown.... it's made out of cardboard...)

 Corrupted Gamer: this is Corrupted Gamer

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 Corrupted Gamer: this is Corrupted Gamer........ this is what would happen when I let corruption take over me......  I become this..... She may look powerful but, she's no different from Gamer, she's as equally as powerful as Gamer. Other than the fact that she can't control it very well ...... 



 Anyways, Cya later my Gamers!!! :3 



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