Ask or Dare (Multifandom edition)

Dare 34

 From insanebatkid: I dare them to have a drinking contest 

Zim: welp I've lost.... 

Gamer: but we haven't even- 

Zim: The great all mighty Zim has lost..... because they figured his one weakness...... leaves 

Gamer: ..... what the f*ck just happened.... 

Corrupted Gamer: so which drink are we going to do? 

Gamer: grabs a bottle of liquor cough cough alcohol cough cough 

Corrupted Gamer: ..... they are going to kill us for this....

Gamer: don't worry... we will just tell them it's apple juice 

Corrupted Gamer: no I didn't mean that I meant when they find out that we are the reason why they will have so many medical problems in the future.... 

Gamer: ..... well I least I'll die twice knowing I remembered this moment.... 

Clockwork: ... why are we doing this again?

Tord: cause we were forced too..... 

Bill Cipher: I'll beat you pinetree!

Dipper: how many times I need to tell you it's Dipper 

Mabel: I thought your name was Mason- 

The Beast: can we just get this over with..... 

Gamer: sure, but I'm not the one cleaning up .... 

The Beast: what do you mean by that? 

Gamer: don't worry about it...... 

Black Hat: HA!! this is a piece of cake..... 

Fern: wait...... I can't drink....... 

Domino: me neither pal 

Matt: looking at the reflection of the "Juice" why dang, I'm beautiful 

Charles: well this is going to be the greatest plan... (you might want to take that back Charles) 

Gamer: welp I cursed both me and everybody.... I'm just lucky I won't die from this.... 

Zim: you know what... just for the sake of it- 

The Suicidal Jester: welp.... I think you know what's going to happen

Jeff The Killer: same 

Evil Morty:  welp maybe Cyclock will chock on his on drink so I need to see it happen... 

Cyclock: I don't think you understand how this works....

 about an hour or so later ....... 

 Corrupted Gamer: vomiting OH GOD this was a bad Idea 

Tord and Tom: still going at it 

Zim: burning I regret my decision 

 Bill Cipher: hic hey.... hey.... hey Pinetree.... hic has anybody told you... hic you look like an a*swhole ? 

Dipper: laying down... shut the f*ck up you weird dorito 

The Beast: can somebody kill me now... 

Beast Wirt and Wirt: with pleasure :D 

The Beast: NO WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN- 

Black Hat: UGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...... 

Charles: also vomiting this was not the greatest plan... 

Edd: ...so who won.....? 

Gamer: well 

Tord: just give up Jehovah's Witness you are no match for me.... 

Tom: we'll see about that Commie 

not even 2 seconds later 

Tom and Tord: faint 

Burt: still drinking ..... losers, can I get more 

Gamer: .... holy Sh*t that's our winner.... 

Burt: yeah... yeah can I just get another one.... 

Gamer: well I don't I can I kind off feel a bit dizzy- faints as well 

Burt: ...... so nobody is going to bring me my drink....

Everybody: .... passed out 

 Burt:  pours him self another whatever...