insanebatkid: Question: how old is everyone?
Gamer: sigh .................................................I- can't remember, but I do know I'm a teenager
Corrupted Gamer: I thought we were adults?
Gamer: if we were our dads would have left us... and by "Us" I mean you....
Corrupted Gamer: ............................. NAH he wouldn't .....
Gamer: as for a little side note In my Bad end Friends book there ages are different because it takes place like 2 years ago or something....
Bipper: isn't it obvious..... I'm-
Beast Wirt: he's an insane 15 year old who can't control him self and leads a possible gang of other crazy people....
Bipper: your part of it as well not to mention you eat humans...
Beast Wirt: so does EJ(Eyeless Jack)
Bipper: your 16....
Beast Wirt: It's not my fault the beast gave the lantern to a 14 year old .... besides it's Finn who should be mad
Bipper: why?
Beast Wirt: whispers half of his fanbase and Fanart make him look like a cry baby and he's 17 years old
Both: laughing
Ice Finn: SHUT THE F*CK UP AT LEAST MY FACE DOESN'T HURT AFTER SMILING SO MUCH!!!! and besides, people think I'm an innocent little sweet bean....
Bipper: but you just said fu-
Ice Finn: I DIDN'T ASK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!
Red Leader Tord: I've in the Bad End friends for so long that I forgot my own age.....
Cyclock: I'm pretty sure your 25 or something... as for me well in human years I'm 45..... BUT I'm legally 15 years old (so to make it clear he's 15) same goes for our other versions including my brother....
Domino: except me, I don't have an age.....
Fitch: so Am I 16 or 17,230,000,000 years old?
Shade: well your-
Fitch: SHADE IF I HEAR YOU SAY I'M F*CKING DEAD ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL THE SAME PAIN I DID WHEN I DIED!!!!
Shade: ....to answer the question I'm also 15 same goes for you to Spade....
Fern: ....it should be obvious
Zim: to put it in a way you humans will understand I'm 160 years old.... in earth years....
Evil Morty: well I'm- ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................WHAT THE F*CK IS MY AGE!?
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