( just like every other holiday, I don't do wholesome stuff for you my Gamers...... I bring the shitty stuff here-)
Zim: Sleeping on the couch and then wakes up and then sees Valentine's decorations WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL OF THIS!?
Zim: you know Corrupted Gamer keeps decorating me when I'm a sleep?
Sap: Trying to give Zim Flowers
Zim: I don't want no Tallestdamn flowers
Sap: why?
Zim: CAUSE I"M ALLERGIC TO THEM!!! YOU WANT ME TO PASS!?
Zim: sees Gir playing with River AH AH DAMINT GIR, Why do you got to play with a humans best friend... You have mini moose!
Zim: well no it's Gir this time, he keeps playing with thing that Charles has...
Zim: pours bleach in his coffee we are leaving in 5 minutes Gir get in the Ship now,
Gir: throws pizza at him
Zim: oh look who has a slick hand, you just lost your privileges to order pizza after invading earth...
Zim: with the other villains last week I got attack by a goddamn ballerina, she tried to make me pass away... she didn't, then the bitch spun away
Zim: at Walmart look at there Loggo, is what? An Asswhole....
Zim: looks at pans this too tight for me! starts to look at the food aisle look at that, there serving human food to monsters...
Beast Wirt: BITCH WHAT DID YOU CALL ME-
Zim: this might be surpreme for my Tallest looks at Gir put on you dog costume Gir, this isn't The Irken empire
Zim: sees a picture of a heart AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA-
Zim: Grabs Clockwork I don't want this anymore... throws him in the trash
Clockwork: ZIM WHAT THE FUCK!?
Zim: Gir, put that candy back I'm not buying you all that human food
Gir: throws the candy at him
Zim: TRY ME BITCH!!!
Zim: with the villains again all of these trees stealing my oxygen... (wait-does he breath-)
Zim: I NEED MY TALLEST!!!!!!
Zim: .... I lost my heart many Valentine's days ago...
Lucifer: same....
Gir: gives him flowers
Zim: STOP TRYING TO GIVE ME DAMN FLOWERS!! YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC, YOU WANT ME TO SEE MY TALLEST!?
Zim: I just ate to much human food.... I NEED MY TALLEST!!!!-
Corrupted Gamer: shoving flowers up his face
Zim: THESE DAMN FLOWERS!!! you can stick these damn flowers you know where, asswhole- falls into a field of flowers
Zim: IF YOU NEED ME ILL BE IN MY ROOM, LOCKING MY SELF UP FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH!!!!
Gamer: no you can't-
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Ask or Dare (Multifandom edition)
RandomNote 2021: holy fuck this is so outdated, cringy and old, remind me we people still enjoy and read this? Ask or Dare any characters from the following fandoms Gravity Falls Over the garden wall Adventure time Star vs the...
