From 26zubiekalt: I dare Ellie to play with River and Poochy she can't kill them
Ellie: when did I ever say I was going to kill them?
Gamer: .... you literally said that like 2 chapters ago...
Ellie: what chapters?
Gamer: never mind that just go play with the puppies....
Ellie: ok then... but HOW CAN YOU TALK!?
River: MAGIC
Ellie: magic doesn't exist...
Literally any magical creature or demon in the multiverse: am I a joke to you?
Poochy: looks at her red hair and thinks it's strawberry jam ..... can I eat your hair?
Ellie: What!? no.... now come on I have a game called ' who can kick RHM ass first' wanna play?
Both: YES
Right Hand Man: OH HELL NO!!!!
From 26zubiekalt: Henry Have you ever tried teaching River Poochy to steal again
Henry: well I have but it didn't work out and well Charles found out so I'm not aloud to be alone with them anymore.....
Charles: well you were trying to teach them how to rob!? what do you expect from somebody who works at the military?
Henry: I don't know...... let me get away with it?
Charles: and that's where your wrong....
Ḩ̷̖̣̆̏͊̕3̵̝͓̀͌͌ṉ̷̗̈̓̀̀͊R̷̯̺̰̥͗̓̃̍̚ÿ̴̥́̓͐: I see you brought back a victim....
Robin: yeah... I kind just went random with this one....
Ḩ̷̖̣̆̏͊̕3̵̝͓̀͌͌ṉ̷̗̈̓̀̀͊R̷̯̺̰̥͗̓̃̍̚ÿ̴̥́̓͐: well who did you kidnap?
Robin: opens the bag one of the Toppats....
Burt: drinking coffee calmly ... sup
Ḩ̷̖̣̆̏͊̕3̵̝͓̀͌͌ṉ̷̗̈̓̀̀͊R̷̯̺̰̥͗̓̃̍̚ÿ̴̥́̓͐: .............. really?
Robin: what? he said he wanted to die....
Ḩ̷̖̣̆̏͊̕3̵̝͓̀͌͌ṉ̷̗̈̓̀̀͊R̷̯̺̰̥͗̓̃̍̚ÿ̴̥́̓͐: then why isn't he dead?
Robin: cause he chose to die as suicide....
Ḩ̷̖̣̆̏͊̕3̵̝͓̀͌͌ṉ̷̗̈̓̀̀͊R̷̯̺̰̥͗̓̃̍̚ÿ̴̥́̓͐:......................................................... are you fucking kidding me right now..... Also where is Corruptick Will? he ran of somewhere and hasn't come back...
Robin: want me to go look for him?
Ḩ̷̖̣̆̏͊̕3̵̝͓̀͌͌ṉ̷̗̈̓̀̀͊R̷̯̺̰̥͗̓̃̍̚ÿ̴̥́̓͐: sure why not...
Robin: leaves
Ḩ̷̖̣̆̏͊̕3̵̝͓̀͌͌ṉ̷̗̈̓̀̀͊R̷̯̺̰̥͗̓̃̍̚ÿ̴̥́̓͐: as for you.......
Burt: what?
Ḩ̷̖̣̆̏͊̕3̵̝͓̀͌͌ṉ̷̗̈̓̀̀͊R̷̯̺̰̥͗̓̃̍̚ÿ̴̥́̓͐: nothing I just wanted to make this dramatic.....
Burt: ok.....
Toy Yendo: watching all of that from afar well this just got awkward.....
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