Burt's Trail

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Gamer: opens up email Uhhhh Luci! 

Lucifer: what? 

Gamer: Hell and Heaven are hosting another Trail!!! 

Lucifer: FINALLY!!! I hope it's a Racist person, I might just be able to use these rotten tomatoes and this shotgun for this! 

Gamer: do you want to get kicked out of court again? 

Lucifer: FINE!!! let's just go.... 





Meanwhile.... 





Fitch: uhh Burt Curtis, your ready to come out! 

Burt: Fitch you can just call me by my name... you know me 

Fitch: well I have to keep things Professional so Burt Curtis you should start to head to place 

Burt: ... I bet there having a funeral for me right this moment 




Meanwhile(in the over world)... 




Sven: so you see he has been asleep for like a few hours 

Reginald: Burt wake up! you have a job to do!... 

Right Hand Man: I got this shots ..... he still didn't wake up 

River: bark (wake up!) 

Henry: what is happening here? 

Sven: Burt won't wake up 

Henry: let me try... close your eyes for this... 














 At Court... 




Gamer: Geez Court is as loud as ever.... 

Lucifer: yeah I wonder what stupid soul ended up here 

The Queen of Heaven: Everyone quite it down, it's about to start- 

The Queen of Hell: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! 

Everyone: quite 

The Queen of Hell: finally.... now we shall begin the trail for the death of another Soul, GRIM REAPER!!! 

Fitch: cough cough Burt Curtis, please come up to the.... thing right up front 

Gamer and Lucifer: WHAT!? 

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