HermitChat + Incorrect Quotes!!

Incorrect quotes- 50

Impulse playing with inverted Y:

Mumbo pressing shift with his thumb:

Grian opening his inventory using F:

The rest of the hermits: w h a t

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Scar: uhh

Stress: uhh

Scar: what

Stress: what

Scar: stop copying me

Stress: stop copying me

Scar: I am dumb

Stress: yeah you are

Scar: wait no you were supposed to say-

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Tango: oof I don't have any music for my minigame

Etho: I'll add some elevator music

Tango: wait really? You'd do that for me?

Etho: yeah why not

Tango: legend

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Bdubs: hey what's 3976-25+96x247÷75?

Keralis, from the other room: 4267.16

Bdubs and Xisuma: wh-

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Keralis: I luv you

Grian: you have a terrible, terrible taste

Scar: I know. I love me too.

xB: love you too, but no you're still paying

Mumbo: I wish my standard were as low as yours

Cleo: good for you

Tango: Yeah, well, who doesn't love me

Beef: k whatevs

Bdubs: cool story

False: mood swing?

Stress, with a clipboard: Hmm..interesting results

Keralis: Thanks for the replies, this was for a social experiment

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Grian: is water wet?

Iskall: Yeah of course

Mumbo: I have an objection

Mumbo: water isn't wet

Iskall: What?

Mumbo: The definition of wet is "covered in water or another liquid". It stated things get wet by pouring water on it.

Mumbo: It never stated water is wet.

Iskall: WHAT- WATER IS WET. PERIODT.

Mumbp: is not! I have evidence proving my statement!

Iskall: when you wash your hands, they become WET because of WATER.

Mumbo: EXACTLY! But you don't pour water on water to make it wet-

Iskall: WATER IS WET!

Mumbo: NO!!

-10 minutes later of Mumbo and Iskall arguing over if water is wet or not-

Stress: are they okay?

Scar: probably not

Grian: what have I caused?

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Ex: so... what are you studying?

Xisuma: Music.

Ex: First year?

Xisuma: Yes.

Ex: was it hard?

Xisuma: No.

Ex: did you make any friends?

Xisuma: Yes.

Ex: Jeez, even Siri is more interesting to talk to

Xisuma: I-

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*Texting*

Doc: Uhh can you drive me home? No one's available...

Bdubs: wait a sec, lemme go look at my car

Doc: Thanks, you're the best!

Bdubs: You won't believe this!

Doc: Huh? what?

Bdubs: I've searched far and wide in my car, but nowhere in it did it say taxi

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Iskall: I wasnt THAT drunk yesterday...

Mumbo:...in Walmart yesterday when the intercom came on you dropped to your knees and screamed, "THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!"

Iskall:...oh

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Google assistant: Hi, how can I help?

Ren: sorry for bothering you...

g.a: No worries

Ren: I love you

g.a: Thanks, you're not so bad yourself

Ren: do you love me

g.a: Of course, you're one in a million <3

Scar: uhh..why is ren talking to the google assistant thing?

Cub: do not question him