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Cleo: haha look at this meme I sent you

Joe:

Joe: Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that I could've been living my life normally but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now your horrible failure of a joke is stuck in my head, and will probably stay there for an eternity. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this poor attempt.

Cleo:

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Mumbo: so you're telling me, you robbed a mcdonald's but only took a box of chicken nuggets?

Grian: yes

Mumbo:....

Mumbo, on the phone: iskall, prepare yourself. You're in big trouble

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Ren: *starts screaming in the middle of the night*

Mumbo and Scar, jumping out the bed: WHAT?!

Ren: I'm seeing demons in my sleep...

Bdubs, still have asleep: Well then tell them to haunt someone else

Ren: ok, I told them and I they said they're coming for you

Bdubs: WAIT WHA- I TAKE THAT BACK

Mumbo and Scar, still confused how Ren talked to demons but not questioning it:

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Joe: STOP SPAMMING MEMES ON THE GROUP CHAT CLEO

Cleo, spamming memes just to get Joe salty:

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TFC: *whistles*

*2 minutes later*

Grian: WHO'S WHISTLING?!

Scar: STOPPP MY EARSS

Etho: aaAahhhHH

Tango: PlleEeasEeE STOOppP

Keralis: dunno, that sound kinda nice...

Xisuma: *starts attacking Keralis*

*The whole house going nuts*

TFC: why are they so mad? Are they trying to whistle?

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False: can you get some milk

Stress: you mean malk?

False: PLEASE DON'T START THIS

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Jevin: what's your favourite colour?

Wels: uhh..I don't know...all of them?

Jevin: well you're in luck!

Jevin: *turns rainbow*

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Ex: I HAVE RETURNED

Grian: oh good just in time! Could you go buy some eggs?

Ex:

Ex: I'm....im supposed to be killing you all...

Tango: oh really? That's great and all but could you get the eggs first

Ex: I'm not here to do chores for you-

Ren: jUsT gO gEt sOmE eGgS

Ex: you know what forget taking over the world, I'm out

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Scar: hey false, bdubs hit me

False:

Bdubs: I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT-

False, picking up a sword: Too late.

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Stress: I love swamps, I just have a thing for them

Me: Shrekmonster101