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Stress: Tell us a bit about yourself.

Etho, unprepared: I was born at a very young age

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Iskall: I said "I love you" to Stress and she replied with "aww thanks", what does it mean? Does she like me back??

Mumbo: it means she's politely asking you to return of the friendzone you just tried to escape from

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Ren: Scar, you a r e confessing to cub wether you want to or not.

Scar: But I can't!!! What if he rejects me?!

Etho: Confess on April 1st, so if he rejects you, say April fools

Ren:

Scar:

Ren: legend

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Tango: Just do it 🎷

Xisuma: Did you just use a saxophone as a Nike icon

Zedaph: the real question is, how did you say that out loud?

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-2 AM-

Bdubs: I guess everyone's asleep again

Bdubs: Cub, you better not be awake and listening to me like last time.

*Silence*

Bdubs: Ok then. *deep breath*

Bdubs: iskall, I have a secret room somewhere containing all the diorite you thought you burned but actually didn't.

Bdubs: Etho, sometimes we play among us but don't invite you because we all know you would win easily. Sometimes your intelligence is truly frightening

Bdubs: Doc, you know I didn't forget the time you lied to the teacher and caused me to get detention. So watch out.

Bdubs: and finally Impulse. All the hermits secretly have a meeting every Tuesday practicing shovel shuffling. Sometimes we even have competitions but don't invite you because you would destroy us all no doubt.

Cub: Interesting, much different than last time. Any more info?

Bdubs: WILL YOU PLEASE-

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Wels: No one has ever been in an empty room.

xB: Yeah? Guess I'm gonna break a world record

xB: *walks into empty room*

Wels: But it's not empty. You're in it.

xB: thEN WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO??

Wels: NOTHING! THAT'S WHY I SAID NOBODY HAS EVER BEEN IN AN EMPTY ROOM!

xB: I-

xB: oh.

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Xisuma: There's a water balloon fight going on outside so hurry up!

Cleo: Yeah just waiting for the water to boil

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Bdubs: has anyone seen the bottle of paint I left here?

False, remembering Doc coming into the kitchen and drinking it: uh oh..

False: yep- doc drank it..

Bdubs: Mission accomplished! *Walks out of the room*

False:

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Beef: I need a lot of glass..

Beef: oh yeah! I can use the glass Etho trolled everyone with.

Etho: Wait. That's illegal.

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False: On the 7th day of Christmas, my teacher gave me...

Scar: 7 homework assignments

Xisuma: 6 mental breakdowns

Ren: 5 thoughts of dropout

Grian: 4 hours of crying

Bdubs: 3 all nighters

Stress: 2 days of stressing

Mumbo: AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF ANXIETY~