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Mumbo: It sucks that we're stuck inside this room together :/

Grian, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate

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Cleo: it's really muggy out today

Joe: If I go out and see our mugs all over the yard, I'm gonna kill you.

Cleo: *sips coffee from a bowl*

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Iskall: Welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?

Mumbo: Uhh..b-bees?

Iskall: HE HAS SELECTED BEES

Mumbo: w-wait-

Iskall: *runs in holding a jar of bees*

Mumbo: AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Ren: how high was I last night?

Doc: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.

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Tango: Do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Impulse: you're a hazard to society-

Zedaph: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Scar: why would you give a knife to a child?!

False: because grian felt unsafe

Grian in the background: HEY! IM NOT A CHILD!

Scar: now I feel unsafe!

False: I'm sorry

False: ......would you like a knife?

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Xisuma: must you attack me with your words?

Ex: what? you'd rather me attack you with a guitar?

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Etho: speaking of scar, let's see if he payed me a diamond block at the dumpster today

everyone in the room: *silence*

Etho: what?

Etho: oh

Etho: OH

Etho: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT SCAR I-

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Tango: Why is a fire truck called a fire truck and not a water truck?

Impulse: I-

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Mumbo: Okay, let's bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes

Grian: No! 4000 degrees for 1 minute!

False: how about 4,000,000 for 1 second?!

EX: we don't need an oven, use the frickin sun to make cookies

False and Grian: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Mumbo: wAit NO-

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*doc and bdubs wrestling behind the counter at mcdonalds*

False: can I get a waffle?

False: can I please get a waffle?!

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