Mumbo: It sucks that we're stuck inside this room together :/Grian, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate
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Cleo: it's really muggy out today
Joe: If I go out and see our mugs all over the yard, I'm gonna kill you.
Cleo: *sips coffee from a bowl*
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Iskall: Welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Mumbo: Uhh..b-bees?
Iskall: HE HAS SELECTED BEES
Mumbo: w-wait-
Iskall: *runs in holding a jar of bees*
Mumbo: AAAAAAAAAAAA
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Ren: how high was I last night?
Doc: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.
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Tango: Do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Impulse: you're a hazard to society-
Zedaph: And a coward. Do twenty.
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Scar: why would you give a knife to a child?!
False: because grian felt unsafe
Grian in the background: HEY! IM NOT A CHILD!
Scar: now I feel unsafe!
False: I'm sorry
False: ......would you like a knife?
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Xisuma: must you attack me with your words?
Ex: what? you'd rather me attack you with a guitar?
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Etho: speaking of scar, let's see if he payed me a diamond block at the dumpster today
everyone in the room: *silence*
Etho: what?
Etho: oh
Etho: OH
Etho: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT SCAR I-
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Tango: Why is a fire truck called a fire truck and not a water truck?
Impulse: I-
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Mumbo: Okay, let's bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes
Grian: No! 4000 degrees for 1 minute!
False: how about 4,000,000 for 1 second?!
EX: we don't need an oven, use the frickin sun to make cookies
False and Grian: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Mumbo: wAit NO-
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*doc and bdubs wrestling behind the counter at mcdonalds*
False: can I get a waffle?
False: can I please get a waffle?!
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HermitChat + Incorrect Quotes!!
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