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Stress: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING

False: you told me to bring my grades up

Stress: ight now let me see them

False: wait no-

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Xisuma: Time for tea, time for tea, bread and jam and company

Keralis, choking on air: your a certified tea lover. Managing to come up with a rhyme with tea on the spot

Keralis: impressive

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Iskall: Convince me why I shouldn't murder someone at school

Mumbo: w- uhh

Mumbo: The walls in prison are made of diorite

Iskall:

-2 hours later-

Mumbo: so d-did you murder anyone..?

Iskall: No, but I set the prison you were talking about on fire

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Cleo: We've been friends for so long that I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence

Joe: pretty sure it's you

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Xisuma: t-

Ex: Before you say anything, I would like to confirm that I do not care.

Xisuma: o-ok...

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Impulse: what were you doing up in the middle of the night?

Tango: I saw a thief looking for money so I died a good deed and searched with them

Impulse:

Impulse: Why do you have to be my roommate

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Ren: What ya gonna do today?

Mumbo: nothing

Ren: wanna hang out then?

Mumbo: when I say "nothing" it doesn't mean that I'm free.

Mumbo: it means I'm doing nothing

Cleo, from the other room: It isn't possible to be doing nothing! Sleeping isn't nothing. Sitting isn't nothing. BREATHING isn't nothing.

Cleo: Sorry I just had to clarify

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Ren: Just had an awesome amazing wonderful great day!!!!

Doc: glad to hear that, may I ask why?

Ren: I ran Into your ex that wouldn't leave you alone

Doc: and why was that so amazing?

Ren: with my car

Doc: wait...I don't have an ex

Ren: ...you don't? Then-

Grian, entering the room: Have any of you seen bdubs?

Doc:

Ren:

Grian:

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False: you study for a test, you pass

Cleo: you pass, you get happy

Xisuma: you get happy, you go out with friends

Zedaph: you go out with friends, you you get tired

Joe: you get tired, you get sick

Mumbo: you get sick, you die

Bdubs: Moral of the story: don't study.

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Cub: Life hack: instead of spending money to play on obstacle courses,

Cub: Don't clean your room. It will be an obstacle course.

Impulse: shut up you're giving them ideas!