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Incorrect quotes- 55

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Ren: Sorry, I'm gonna have to cancel the Boomers job, I'm fine on my own

Bdubs: Listen, you are gonna let us explode whatever you had planned.

Ren: but-

Bdubs: you don't have an option

Tango: No turning back.

Impulse: And no refunds~

Ren: o-ok

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Impulse: I just lost the finale and most important game of the rock paper scissors championship to mumbo..

Impulse: They ask you how you you are and you have to say you're fine

Impulse: when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand

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Grian to mumbo: Hey preheat in the oven at 360 degrees

Mumbo: uhh what?

Grian: I asked iskall for some cute boyfriend names and that was on the list

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Xisuma: PRETEND THERE'S NO TOMORROW~

Ex and Cub: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Xisuma: why are you screaming?!

Ex: you said to pretend there's no tomorrow...

Cub:..and if there wasn't a tomorrow we would be dead

Xisuma:

Xisuma: I don't want these two at my party

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Iskall: do you wanna go out with me?

Stress: sure

Stress: *steps outside with iskall*

Iskall: no I meant-

Iskall: *sigh* nevermind

Stress: at least I didnt reject you how I originally planned to

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False: Technically, tomorrow never comes.

False: because when you say tomorrow, you're refering to the next day. But that day the day after that will be tomorrow.

Ren: I wAS FINE IN THE BEGINNING WHY'D YOU HAVE TO OVER COMPLICATE THINGS AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Stress: Grian, I'll distract Tango while you go steal his switch

Grian: Got it!

Stress: Wanna see a magic trick Tango?

Tango: sure!

Stress: alright, pick a card.

Tango: okay

Stress: now show me the card

Tango: *shows his card to Stress*

Stress: I will now guess which card you picked.

Tango: but I just showed you my card...

Stress, mouthing to Grian: QUICK! RUN!

Tango: huh? wait IS THAT MY-

Grian: no it's not STOP CHASING ME AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tango: COME HERE YOU LITTLE

Stress: Mission failed successfully!

Stress: I didn't get the Nintendo switch, but now Tango's mad at Grian so I can steal anything from him and he'll think it was Grian!

Stress: HAHAHAHA IM AN EVIL MASTERMIND!

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Bdubs: I'm gonna stay up tonight

Etho: yeah right, you said that yesterday and you were the first to fall asleep

-2 hours later-

Etho: What did I say, he's asleep. Obviously.

-3 am-

Bdubs: I guess everyone's asleep

Bdubs: Ok then, Ren, I know you stole my diary and if you're listening, I'm stopping at nothing to get my revenge.

Bdubs: Keralis, I know you cuddle with Xisuma whenever I'm not around.

Bdubs: False, I lied to you exactly 3 years ago saying Cleo broke the window.

Bdubs: And finally, Mumbo, I believe when you said you saw a ghost in the mirror because I saw it too.

Cub: Notes taken! Anything else?

Bdubs: whA-

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Tango: ugh I'm so borreeeddd

Scar: Zedaph's gardening in the backyard, you can go help him

Zed, from outside: NO PLEASE, ALL I WANT IS 10 MINUTES OF PEACFUL GARDENING

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Cleo: why u mad?

Xisuma: I'm never gonna be able to get revenge on the person who made Wednesday with that spelling

Xisuma: Such a jerk.