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Cleo: F your ribbons and your pearls, I'm not just a pretty girl

Stress: LANGUAGE!

False: Who said you're pretty?

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Tango: I baked you a pie

Impulse: Cool, what flavour?

Tango: PIE

Xisuma, in the background:...c-can I have some?

(Muffin song hehehe)

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Keralis: People always ask me, how are you so successf- *trips over bench*

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Bdubs: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Everyone: visible confusion

Bdubs: Can you guys be quiet? I can't get any sleep cuz of y'all!

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Zedaph: It's friday it's friday gotta get up on a fri-

Tango: GO TO SLEEP ITS 3AM

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False: Hey did you know today is national put a pillow on your fridge day?

Mumbo:

*False points to Stress and Iskall, who are beside the fridge with pillow on it*

Cleo, running into the kitchen: GIVE ME BACK MY FRICKIN PILLOW

Stress, beating up Cleo with the pillow: TWO DOLLARS INRO THE SWEAR JAR

Ren, randomly appearing: THAT'S WHERE MY PILLOWS HAVE BEEN GOING

*Ren, Cleo, Stress, and Iskall arguing*

False, whispering to Mumbo: I threw their pillows in the trash. I was shooting arrows on the wall but missed and hit the pillows. And yes I had to throw them away.

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Scar: Let it g-

Grian, Iskall, and Mumbo: GROW

Scar: I love the way you l-

Grian, Iskall, and Mumbo: DIE

Scar: 1-2-7-3, down the r-

Grian, Iskall, and Mumbo: MACARONI STREET

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Grian and Scar: There's two types of people in the world.

Grian: Ones who like myclelium,

Scar: and ones who like grass.

Beef: What about podzol?

Hypno: Think about the podzolbilities...

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Etho: and the winner is...

Etho: Iskall85!

*Crowd cheering*

Etho: Congratulations on your free glass!

Iskall: Thank y- wait WHAT?!

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