Cleo: F your ribbons and your pearls, I'm not just a pretty girl
Stress: LANGUAGE!
False: Who said you're pretty?
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Tango: I baked you a pie
Impulse: Cool, what flavour?
Tango: PIE
Xisuma, in the background:...c-can I have some?
(Muffin song hehehe)
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Keralis: People always ask me, how are you so successf- *trips over bench*
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Bdubs: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Everyone: visible confusion
Bdubs: Can you guys be quiet? I can't get any sleep cuz of y'all!
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Zedaph: It's friday it's friday gotta get up on a fri-
Tango: GO TO SLEEP ITS 3AM
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False: Hey did you know today is national put a pillow on your fridge day?
Mumbo:
*False points to Stress and Iskall, who are beside the fridge with pillow on it*
Cleo, running into the kitchen: GIVE ME BACK MY FRICKIN PILLOW
Stress, beating up Cleo with the pillow: TWO DOLLARS INRO THE SWEAR JAR
Ren, randomly appearing: THAT'S WHERE MY PILLOWS HAVE BEEN GOING
*Ren, Cleo, Stress, and Iskall arguing*
False, whispering to Mumbo: I threw their pillows in the trash. I was shooting arrows on the wall but missed and hit the pillows. And yes I had to throw them away.
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Scar: Let it g-
Grian, Iskall, and Mumbo: GROW
Scar: I love the way you l-
Grian, Iskall, and Mumbo: DIE
Scar: 1-2-7-3, down the r-
Grian, Iskall, and Mumbo: MACARONI STREET
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Grian and Scar: There's two types of people in the world.
Grian: Ones who like myclelium,
Scar: and ones who like grass.
Beef: What about podzol?
Hypno: Think about the podzolbilities...
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Etho: and the winner is...
Etho: Iskall85!
*Crowd cheering*
Etho: Congratulations on your free glass!
Iskall: Thank y- wait WHAT?!
YOU ARE READING
HermitChat + Incorrect Quotes!!
FanfictionThe title says it all! Just a ton of hermit chats and incorrect quotes! E