The HermitChat chapters will come in slower than usual because I cAnT fiNd AnY!!! Anyways, here are some hermit incorrect quoteeeessss!!! (Probably more hermitcraft incorrect quotes because of the lack of hermitchats)
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Cleo: You going to sleep Ren?
Ren: We just watched 12 Reddit horror stories, so I think we both know the answer.
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Bdubs: Aren't you forgetting something?
Etho: uhhh...what?
Bdubs: It's my birthday.
Etho: Oh nonono, your birthday was last year
Bdubs: Ohhh ok
Mumbo: did I just hear that correctly
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Stress: How broke are you?
Iskall: the McDonald's ice-cream machine
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Tango: Let's call him Impy. He loves being called that.
Impulse: *VISIBLE FRUSTRATION*
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Grian: Why is Mumbo T-posing?
Iskall: He's asserting his vault dominance
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Impulse: I swear Scar broke the ice-cream machine, all the evidence is right here!
Zedaph: I think we all know the drill by now, never listen to Impulse
Tango: Yeah
Cleo: true, never listen to him
Xisuma: guess who's paying for it? Impulse!
Impulse: *sigh*
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Scar: We met each other on the same day.... coincidence?
Mumbo: *yeets himself out the window*
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Ren: what about yesterday's homework?
*Silence*
Grian: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Throws bag at Ren*
False: *throws a chair*
Ren, buried under a pile of bags and chairs: I'm sorry I-
*more chairs and bags get thrown at Ren, someone even tossed Iskall too*
Ren: Welp, lesson learned.
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False: I just realized
False: B- double- O
False: a double is 2, so 2 O's
False: so
False: Boo
Bdubs, sneaking up on her: BOO!!!
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Xisuma, singing a song: give me a million reasons
Ex: Ok, ready to take notes?
Cub, grabbing a clipboard: Yup.
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HermitChat + Incorrect Quotes!!
FanfictionThe title says it all! Just a ton of hermit chats and incorrect quotes! E
