Beef: you fruitloop dingus
Etho: what's that supposed to mean?
xB: big brother is the reason that's part of his vocab
(you guys know Big Brother? I watched season 16 in 3-4 days I binged it XD also I LOVE IT SO MUCH WHWHYWUIXNEBWGAYSIJDBEYWUANAGSI)
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Grian: hey Iskall got any cute boyfriend names?
Iskall: sure
Iskall: sugar
Iskall: honey
Grian: nice
Iskall: egg
Iskall: 1lb butter
Grian: uhh what
Iskall: preheat in oven at 360 degrees
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Xisuma, outside Walmart: what's taking Ex so long to pay?
Ex, screaming at the cashier: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT GET A FREE BAG?! I WANNA SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER
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Bdubs: why are you mad at me?
Doc: you told Ren I liked him
Bdubs: wait, he didn't already know?
Doc:
Bdubs: oh no
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Ex: There are 5 things that annoy me
Ex: people that talk
Ex: people that smile
Ex: people that breathe
Ex: people that exist
Ex: and people that finish the ice cream before I even know we had. I'm looking at you, Xisuma.
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Grian: WAKE UP MUMBO!!!
Grian: how do I wake him up?!
Iskall: here, let me try.
Iskall, whispering right next to Mumbo: redstone dust doesn't connect
Mumbo, jumping out of the bed: WHAT?! NOT TRUE!
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False, at Cleo's birthday party: Forget about the past, it can't be changed
False: Forget about the future, you can't predict it
False: Forget about the present, I didn't get you one
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Ex: I need a doctor's appointment
Doctor: Ok, how about 10 tomorrow?
Ex: No, I don't need that many
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Iskall: I'm leafing hermitcraft
Stress: Finally!
Grian: Woohooo!
Scar: yaaaayyy!!!
Iskall: I said LEAFING
Stress: oh...
Grian: *sigh*
Scar: you got out hopes up...
Mumbo: NOW WHO CAUSES ALL THE LAG ON THE SERVER?
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Keralis: So what are you gonna do for revenge?
Bdubs: I don't like to call it revenge...
Bdubs: Returning the favour sounds nicer.
Keralis: ok that straight up sounds evil
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HermitChat + Incorrect Quotes!!
FanfictionThe title says it all! Just a ton of hermit chats and incorrect quotes! E
