Was gonna make a hermitchat chapter but came up with ten more incorrect quotes before I could-
So here they are owowowo
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Scar, in tears: how did I get a B on my test?! That's awful!
Mumbo: What do you mean, that's great!
Cleo: aw lucky, I got a C
Tango: Y'all think that's impressive? I got a D!
Ren: Pathetic really, I got an F
Joe: Amateurs.
Ren: what was that, punk?
Joe: Amateurs. I didn't even get graded, I got a 0 because I forgot to put my name on the test
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Scar: and I was ashamed of getting a B
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Bdubs: I wonder if I'm actually real, or just a vision. A hallucination to everyone around me. Maybe it's the opposite, everyone's just a hallucination and they're not real. Guess I'll never know.
Bdubs: What...what if life's just a big game? And the unexplainable things that happen to us are glitches in the game?
Bdubs: I don't need sleep, I need answers why earth even exists, why we exist. Where do we go when we don't exist?
Cub: Bdubs it's 3am-
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xB: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ren, barging in the room: WHAT'S GOING ON?!
xB: I'm...I'm cosplaying a washing machine-
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Stress: alright iskall, here's the invisibility potion. But it's super rare and you shouldn't overuse it-
Iskall: Yeah yeah I understand
Stress: only use it in emergencies, okay?
Iskall: mhm I will, don't worry
-The next day-
Impulse: Truth or dare, Iskall?
Iskall: unlike y'all scaredy cats, Imma choose dare.
Impulse: alright, hmmm...
Impulse: I dare you to go outside and scream, "I love diorite"
Iskall: c'mon, do I have to do the dare?
Grian: a dare is a dare!
Xisuma: and you called us scaredy cats?
False: I mean you gotta do the dare iskall-
Iskall, drinking the invisibility potion: I DON'T THINK SO!! LATER LOSERS!
-2 hours later-
Stress, pulling out a flipper: I SAID ONLY USE IT IN EMERGENCIES!
Iskall: b-but it was an emergency!
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Doc: Ren, have you been cheating? You've been acting...odd recently.
Ren: w-what do you mean? Of course not!
Doc: just admit it.
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HermitChat + Incorrect Quotes!!
FanfictionThe title says it all! Just a ton of hermit chats and incorrect quotes! E