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Was gonna make a hermitchat chapter but came up with ten more incorrect quotes before I could-

So here they are owowowo

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Scar, in tears: how did I get a B on my test?! That's awful!

Mumbo: What do you mean, that's great!

Cleo: aw lucky, I got a C

Tango: Y'all think that's impressive? I got a D!

Ren: Pathetic really, I got an F

Joe: Amateurs.

Ren: what was that, punk?

Joe: Amateurs. I didn't even get graded, I got a 0 because I forgot to put my name on the test

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Scar: and I was ashamed of getting a B

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Bdubs: I wonder if I'm actually real, or just a vision. A hallucination to everyone around me. Maybe it's the opposite, everyone's just a hallucination and they're not real. Guess I'll never know.

Bdubs: What...what if life's just a big game? And the unexplainable things that happen to us are glitches in the game? 

Bdubs: I don't need sleep, I need answers why earth even exists, why we exist. Where do we go when we don't exist?

Cub: Bdubs it's 3am-

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xB: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ren, barging in the room: WHAT'S GOING ON?!

xB: I'm...I'm cosplaying a washing machine-

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Stress: alright iskall, here's the invisibility potion. But it's super rare and you shouldn't overuse it-

Iskall: Yeah yeah I understand

Stress: only use it in emergencies, okay?

Iskall: mhm I will, don't worry

            -The next day-

Impulse: Truth or dare, Iskall?

Iskall: unlike y'all scaredy cats, Imma choose dare.

Impulse: alright, hmmm...

Impulse: I dare you to go outside and scream, "I love diorite"

Iskall: c'mon, do I have to do the dare?

Grian: a dare is a dare!

Xisuma: and you called us scaredy cats?

False: I mean you gotta do the dare iskall-

Iskall, drinking the invisibility potion: I DON'T THINK SO!! LATER LOSERS!

               -2 hours later-

Stress, pulling out a flipper: I SAID ONLY USE IT IN EMERGENCIES!

Iskall: b-but it was an emergency!

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Doc: Ren, have you been cheating? You've been acting...odd recently.

Ren: w-what do you mean? Of course not!

Doc: just admit it.

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