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Doc: Hey cutie~

Bdubs: I have a boyfriend

Doc: Really? Since when?

Bdubs: Yes he's a boy...and is my friend...

Doc:

Doc: seriously?

Bdubs: yes seriously

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Joe: iPhone? You mean WePhone?

*USSR anthem intensifies*

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Cleo: Never let your best friends get lonely, keep annoying them.

Impulse: You better not tell that to-

Cleo: Too late. Turn around.

*Tango and Zedaph smiling evil-ly*

Impulse oh no

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-Texting-

False: Even staring at a wall becomes more interesting while studying

Stress: Why are you sending me this

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Ren: I just found out my birthday is the same day as the day I was born

Ren: Life is crazy

Mumbo: *heavy inhale and exhale*

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Iskall: Are you good at math?

Stress: yep

Iskall: 2x10?

Stress: 20

Iskall: 9x6?

Stress: 54

Iskall: 1x your phone number?

Stress: my phone number

Iskall: wait no-

Iskall: You know what, bye. I cant do this.

Mumbo, not caring about breathing but instead laughing his heart out: thAT WAS HILARIOUS I- aHHHahHah

Grian: All he wanted was your phone number and he failed miserably, next time he should just straight up ask

Stress: Yeah, it's funny seeing him come up with the dumbest ways to ask me stuff

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Xisuma: So how'd you get a boyfriend?

Cub: weird story but... autocorrect

Cub: I said "hey bestfriend" and it autocorrected to "hey boyfriend"

Xisuma:

Cub: He confessed too, and now we're together

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-Texting-

False: Is Scar here?

Cleo: nope, we kicked him out of the group

False: uhh- we could've just made another group

Zedaph: anyways, what should we get Scar for his birthday?

Joe: I know!

Grian: How about...

Joe: go ahead

Grian: stat ar

Tango: ??

Ex: what si you saying?!

Xisuma: who invited you here?!

Ex: uhh that isn't important

Grian: staw r

Grian: stak war*

Grian: war star*

Grian: damn autocorrect

Grian: star war*

Bdubs: take your time

Cub: this is gonna be a while

Grian: straw war*

Grian: star war*

Grian: Star war

Grian: Gaem

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Teacher: You know what, all the idiots here stand up.

Wels: *stands up*

Wels: I didn't want you to feel lonely..

The entire class: oH MY ohHHHhHHH HAHAHhhhahhHaha

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Beef: If lemons are green at first but limes are always green,

Beef: how do we know if a lemon is a lime or not of vice-versa?

xB: can you please rephrase that I didn't understand a single word

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Joe: Strawberries aren't berries, fun fact, avacados are

Cleo: what next? Watermelon are berries?

Joe: Yes they actually are.

Cleo: