(Some of these incorrect quotes have swears in them, you can skip this chapter if you want)
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Bdubs: I have a black belt in karate
Doc: okay then fight me
Bdubs: I just said I had a black belt i didn't say I could fight
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Mumbo: when tango set the house on fire, what did you take?
Grian: a nap
Zedaph: the fire
Stress: my ice
Bdubs: the diorite to see iskall suffer
Scar: just the diamond popsicles
Impulse: nothing
Xisuma: my soul
False: there was a fire?
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*tango checking the security cameras*
Impulse: uh oh....
Tango: AND THATS WHERE MY CROISSANT WENT
Tango: YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO LIVE FUCKING BITCH
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Cleo: I got no friends, but that's okay
Cleo: I don't need them, anyway
False: THEN WHAT AM I?? 😭😭
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False: how to increase your social status at school
False: step 1. Assert your dominance.
False: T-posing will let the other students know you are superior.
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Mumbo: where's grian?
Scar: Tango made a petition to kick grian out of the house
Mumbo:...
Impulse:...and everyone signed it
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Xisuma: you have no sense of humour
Ex: ever since my family died when I was nine I've been emotionless.
Xisuma:...
Ex: I'm just joking
Xisuma: that was a horrible joke!
Ex: but actually, my best friend died which led me into depression
Xisuma:...
Ex: joking again
Xisuma: ugh you suck!
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Doc: you wanna go out with me?
Ren: sure, when?
Doc: I don't know, I never thought I'd get this far
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Iskall: Omega tree...
Iskall: of DOOM
Zedaph: omega cave...?
Iskall: of DOOM
Keralis: omega treasure island...?
Iskall: of DOOM
Stress: omega jungle...?
Iskall: of DOOM
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HermitChat + Incorrect Quotes!!
FanfictionThe title says it all! Just a ton of hermit chats and incorrect quotes! E
