xB: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
xB: I MADE MY MISTAKE
xB: GOT NOWHERE TO RU-
Beef: chill dude you just lost in a game of chess
(you guys know the song?)
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Ex: like what the heck
Ex: I seriously have to wait a month to drink this milk
Ex: why don't they just sell it when it's good to drink?!
Xisuma: that's not how it works, Ex...
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False: did you know cereal is basically soup?
Cleo: I will never have the appetite to eat cereal ever again.
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Scar, singing a song: I'm broken~
Mumbo: Really? Which bones?! STRESS CALL AN AMBULANCE!
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Iskall: how much do you love me?
Stress: Count the stars in the sky! That's how much I love you.
Iskall: but it's morning.
Stress: exactly.
Iskall:
Stress: *puts on sunglasses and walks away without looking back*
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Doc: Bdubs please...
Bdubs: I'm sorry.. I have to.
Doc: Bdubs please no I'm sorry for everything I did to you just don't to it!
Bdubs: I'm sorry.
Bdubs, placing down a draw four card: Uno
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Mumbo: don't break anyone's heart. They just have one of those.
False: Yeah, break their bones. They have 206 of those to spare!
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Stress: why do I always have to drive you guys?
Grian: you're the only one with a driver's license
Mumbo: and a car
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HermitChat + Incorrect Quotes!!
FanfictionThe title says it all! Just a ton of hermit chats and incorrect quotes! E