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Cub: Why is Bdubs sending me text messages saying he hopes I step on a lego...?

Scar: I told him I made you employee of the month...

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Scar: Myclelium is disgusting!

Grian: So you have chosen death?

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Xisuma: And a 1, and a 2, and a 1-2-3-4

All hermits: *start playing Mii channel theme*

Xisuma, as everyone burst into laughter: Why? Why can't I have just ONE normal band practice?!

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Iskall: *pulls out diorite*

Iskall: *pulls out flint and steel*

Iskall: *burns diorite*

Grian: is he always like this?

Mumbo: I'm afraid...yes.

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False: hey wanna know something that'll ruin your day?

Bdubs: PLEASE NO

False: Fruit roll ups are all the same to flavour

Bdubs, running around the room: SOMEONE GET THAT OUTA MY MEMORY

Cleo: Wait so I threw Iskall out the window for no reason?

Stress, hovering in the air: you WHAT

Cleo: I had to do something, he kept stealing the berry flavour and leaving me with the strawberry ones!

Everyone: ...

Stress: excuse me

Stress: you threw Iskall out the window because he stole the BERRY FLAVOUR?! NOBODY LIKES THAT FLAVOUR!

Cleo and Iskall: i-its the best f-flavour!

*Cleo, Stress, and Iskall arguing*

Mumbo: I don't know why they're fighting, all the fruit roll ups are gone by the time I find out someone bought some

Stress, pulling out an empty box of fruit roll ups: TAKE A LOOK AT THIS! There's not even the banana flavour left!

Iskall: Wels probably took them, he's the only one who likes that

Wels, from another room: Did somebody say my name?

Iskall: MUMBO! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO FORGOT TO BRING THE SHOPPING LIST!

Mumbo: but what does that have to do with fruit roll ups?!

*Cleo, Stress, Mumbo, and Iskall arguing*

False: is it just me or why does every fact I say ends with someone being thrown out the window?

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