Cub: Why is Bdubs sending me text messages saying he hopes I step on a lego...?Scar: I told him I made you employee of the month...
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Scar: Myclelium is disgusting!
Grian: So you have chosen death?
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Xisuma: And a 1, and a 2, and a 1-2-3-4
All hermits: *start playing Mii channel theme*
Xisuma, as everyone burst into laughter: Why? Why can't I have just ONE normal band practice?!
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Iskall: *pulls out diorite*
Iskall: *pulls out flint and steel*
Iskall: *burns diorite*
Grian: is he always like this?
Mumbo: I'm afraid...yes.
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False: hey wanna know something that'll ruin your day?
Bdubs: PLEASE NO
False: Fruit roll ups are all the same to flavour
Bdubs, running around the room: SOMEONE GET THAT OUTA MY MEMORY
Cleo: Wait so I threw Iskall out the window for no reason?
Stress, hovering in the air: you WHAT
Cleo: I had to do something, he kept stealing the berry flavour and leaving me with the strawberry ones!
Everyone: ...
Stress: excuse me
Stress: you threw Iskall out the window because he stole the BERRY FLAVOUR?! NOBODY LIKES THAT FLAVOUR!
Cleo and Iskall: i-its the best f-flavour!
*Cleo, Stress, and Iskall arguing*
Mumbo: I don't know why they're fighting, all the fruit roll ups are gone by the time I find out someone bought some
Stress, pulling out an empty box of fruit roll ups: TAKE A LOOK AT THIS! There's not even the banana flavour left!
Iskall: Wels probably took them, he's the only one who likes that
Wels, from another room: Did somebody say my name?
Iskall: MUMBO! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO FORGOT TO BRING THE SHOPPING LIST!
Mumbo: but what does that have to do with fruit roll ups?!
*Cleo, Stress, Mumbo, and Iskall arguing*
False: is it just me or why does every fact I say ends with someone being thrown out the window?
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HermitChat + Incorrect Quotes!!
FanfictionThe title says it all! Just a ton of hermit chats and incorrect quotes! E