Ex: I don't like going on the top on bunk beds
Xisuma: why?
Ex: because there's always a monster under me
Xisuma:
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Doc: are you always hot or do you have a sunburn?
Ren, who forgot he actually has a sunburn: *blushes*
Cleo, being summoned from the other room: THAT WAS SMOOTH AS HECK
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False: what do you call a lost wolf?
False: a where wolf!!!
Cleo:
Stress:
*Cleo and Stress start attacking False*
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*Texting*
Beef: your so stupid
Etho: *you're
Beef: stop, your so annoying
Etho: *you're
Beef: That's enough!!! If you don't stop I'm gonna steal you're phone
Etho: *your
-Vintage Beef has blocked you-
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*Tango and Zedaph screaming at each other*
Impulse: what's the problem now?
Tango: HE SAYS THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PEPSI AND COKE
Zedaph: BECAUSE THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE
Impulse: *sigh*
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Keralis: what's blue but not heavy?
Bdubs: I don't know, what?
Keralis: light blue
Bdubs:
Bdubs: COME HERE YOU LITTLE-
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Grian: I can't
Impulse: I cannot
Stress: I can't can
Mumbo: I cannot can
Scar: Henceforth, I am unable to can
Xisuma: I do not have the ability to can.
Joe, pushing all of them aside: I do not find myself in the circumstances for it to be possible that I could potentially be able to have the capacity to can.
Everyone:
Everyone: *starts clapping*
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Cleo: do you wanna sleep tonight?
Joe: y-yes...
Cleo: Well too bad.
Cleo: because fun fact, you're not scared of being alone in the dark
Cleo: you're scared of not being alone in the dark
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Impulse: on a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
Tango: ok wait, be right back just need to find a scale
Zedaph: yea same
Impulse: wait that's not what I meant-
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*Lava pouring down the ceiling*
Everyone: *panicking and confused screaming*
xB: *chills in the corner*
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HermitChat + Incorrect Quotes!!
FanfictionThe title says it all! Just a ton of hermit chats and incorrect quotes! E