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Ex: I don't like going on the top on bunk beds

Xisuma: why?

Ex: because there's always a monster under me

Xisuma:

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Doc: are you always hot or do you have a sunburn?

Ren, who forgot he actually has a sunburn: *blushes*

Cleo, being summoned from the other room: THAT WAS SMOOTH AS HECK

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False: what do you call a lost wolf?

False: a where wolf!!!

Cleo:

Stress:

*Cleo and Stress start attacking False*

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*Texting*

Beef: your so stupid

Etho: *you're

Beef: stop, your so annoying

Etho: *you're

Beef: That's enough!!! If you don't stop I'm gonna steal you're phone

Etho: *your

-Vintage Beef has blocked you-

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*Tango and Zedaph screaming at each other*

Impulse: what's the problem now?

Tango: HE SAYS THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PEPSI AND COKE

Zedaph: BECAUSE THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE

Impulse: *sigh*

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Keralis: what's blue but not heavy?

Bdubs: I don't know, what?

Keralis: light blue

Bdubs:

Bdubs: COME HERE YOU LITTLE-

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Grian: I can't

Impulse: I cannot

Stress: I can't can

Mumbo: I cannot can

Scar: Henceforth, I am unable to can

Xisuma: I do not have the ability to can.

Joe, pushing all of them aside: I do not find myself in the circumstances for it to be possible that I could potentially be able to have the capacity to can.

Everyone:

Everyone: *starts clapping*

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Cleo: do you wanna sleep tonight?

Joe: y-yes...

Cleo: Well too bad.

Cleo: because fun fact, you're not scared of being alone in the dark

Cleo: you're scared of not being alone in the dark

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Impulse: on a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?

Tango: ok wait, be right back just need to find a scale

Zedaph: yea same

Impulse: wait that's not what I meant-

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*Lava pouring down the ceiling*

Everyone: *panicking and confused screaming*

xB: *chills in the corner*

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