Zedaph: How does it feel like to get stabbed?
Tango: Not so good!
Zedaph: There you have it!
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Doc, running in the kitchen: WHY IS THE TOASTER ON FIRE?!
Ren: I WAS COOKING DINNER!!!
Doc: WHO TOLD YOU TO?!
Ren: ISKALL! HE FORCED ME TO COOK DINNER TODAY SO I COULD LEARN!!!
Doc: BUT WHY?! Everyone knows you suck at cooking
Iskall, walking in the room: doc you better run
Doc: ....
Ren, chasing him with a flipper: Excuse me, WHO SUCKS AT COOKING?!
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False, creeping down the basement stairs: Hello...? Anyone here?
False: AHHHH! CLEO! What're you doing here?! In the dark?!
Cleo: Shhh, in summing the devil
False: I-
Cleo: *Starts chanting something*
Cleo: It's not working!
False: Here, let me try.
False: *Starts chanting*
False & Cleo: JELLIE?!
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Xisuma: That moment when you enter a room and forget why you went in there.
Ex: *pushes Xisuma off a cliff*
Xisuma: Oh yeah. I was being chased by a serial killer.
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Mumbo: Okay, does everyone know what they're doing?
Iskall: in general or the plan?
Mumbo: The plan, Iskall.
Iskall: Oh, phew.
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Bdubs: Come to the dark side!
Grian: We have chocolate!
Tango: And muffins!
Zedaph: SAY NO MORE IM SOLD
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Stress: why are your tongues purple?
Ren: we had slushes. I had a blue one.
Doc: and I had a red one.
Stress: oh
Stress:
Stress: OH
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Xisuma: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three.
Xisuma: One, two, three.
Ex:
Xisuma:
Ex:
Xisuma: See, now I'm just disappointed in the both of us.
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Bdubs: Where am I?
Doc: Heaven.
Bdubs: Impossible. You're here.
Doc:
Doc: *yeets him into hell*
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Scar: hey cub guess what I did at school today
Cub: what?
Scar: I rickrolled the entire class
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HermitChat + Incorrect Quotes!!
FanfictionThe title says it all! Just a ton of hermit chats and incorrect quotes! E
