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Cleo: Favorite horror movie?

xB: Dead silence

Keralis: none they are too scary

Impulse: Annabelle

Mumbo: uh ouija

Joe: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

I forgot every horror movie I've ever watched and that's ever existed on the planet Earth while trying to write this

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Ren: I wasn't that drunk

Iskall: You called yourself ugly-

Ren:

Iskall:

Ren: Oh my god... HOLY SHIT. WHAT THE HELL, I DID A SIN, I AM THE BEST LOOKING PERSON EVER, WHAT DID I JUST SAID, I SWEAR I WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN, NOT EVEN APPLE JUICE, NOT EVEN WATER, I WILL BE VERY HOLY. I WILL ONLY DRINK MANGO JUICE, I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID SUCH A SIN, I'M GONNA CRY, CAN I DIE ALREADY?! MY LIFE IS OVER, I WANNA ISOLATE FROM THIS WORLD, PLEASE I AM GOING TO SHUT MYSELF IN MY ROOM. PLEASE DON'T COME IN MY ROOM

Iskall:

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Xisuma: biffa can you make me some tea pls

Biffa: sure I'll make some water angry!

Xisuma: what-

Mumbo: He means he'll boil some water

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< grain > I just found out laundry detergent isn't as poisonous as it seems. In fact, it's quite tasty!

Xisuma, looking at Grian's message: you ever get a text and think how tf am I supposed to respond to this

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Impulse, taking care of Zed: Feeling any better?

Zed: I'm fine, except for this headache that comes and goes

Tango: *kicks the door and enters* Hey guys!

Zed: There it is again.

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Joe: Can you recommend me some books that'll make me cry?

Etho, handing him math and science textbooks: I cried reading these.

Joe: I knew I shouldn't have asked you for recommendations.

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Grian: do you.. 🥺 possibly have feelings for me too?

Scar: Yeah, I do.

Grian: WAIT really?

Scar: yeah, I feel that you're pretty annoying.

Grian:

Scar:

Bdubs, intervening: Wait first of all I have several questions

Bdubs: ...like how you said that emoji I'm pretty sure this is not a chat.

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Iskall: what do you consider betrayal?

Ren: when you dramatically leave a group chat and nobody adds you back.

False: wait you left?

Ren:

False:

Ren: *starts sobbing

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Stress: It's christmas time, you know what that means!

Pearl: The happiness I haven't felt since pokémon go was still alive?

Grian: Everyone trying to kill each other on the dinner table?

Xisuma: Ten hours of work so i don't become a disappointment?

Ex: The sweet release of death?

Xisuma: Holy shit that got dark real quick but WHO INVITED YOU TO OUR CHRISTMAS PARTY-

Keralis: the fact that i will only get coal from santa?

Stress:

Stress: I was gonna say ugly christmas sweaters competition but you know what, we're going to therapy.

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