*Bdubs accidentally trips Ren*
Bdubs: oops sorry!
Ren: nah it's fine
*Ren leaves the room*
Doc:
Bdubs:
Doc:
Bdubs, gettings nervous: hi..?
Doc, attacking bdubs: hOW DARE YOU HURT MY BOYFRIEND YOU MONSTER!?!
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Scar: I'm speechless.
Cub, to Impulse some time later: speechless, he said. He yelled at me for the next two hours.
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Iskall: how can you be professional if you still drink from juice boxes?
Mumbo: what, you expect me to drink it with my hands?
Iskall:
Iskall:... you're hired
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Ex: siblings were given to us, thank god we can choose our friends
Xisuma: is that supposed to be an insult?
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Stress: everyone has an annoying friend.
Stress: if you don't, it's probably you.
Grian, trying to remember which one of his friends are annoying*
Grian: I-I don't wanna accept the harsh truth
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Xisuma: where's Ex?
False: he's at the hospital, got poisoned by drinking milk past its expiration date
Xisuma: should've seen it coming
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Hels: hey ugly
Wels: technically you can't call me ugly unless you wanna be called that too, because we're identical twins
Hels:
Hels: why must I be a twin
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Joe: wHY ARE YOU STILL SLEEPING?! YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOOOL!!!
Cleo, still half asleep: our English... teacher...said to follow our dreams....
Cleo: and I'm doing that...can you go... I need to continue dreaming...
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Beef: I WANT A DIVORCE!!!
Etho: but we're not even married...?
Beef:
Etho:
Beef:
Etho:.. yet?
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Jevin: ahHHHHH YOU PYSCHO
Wels: what??
Hypno: what's going on here?
Jevin: WELS USES A TIMER TO WAKE UP INSTEAD OF AN ALARM!!!
Hypno:...
Hypno:...I use a microwave timer to wake up
Wels:
Jevin:
Hypno: what?
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additional correct quote:
Mumbo: I have explosive rockets, so you may wanna stay away from me.
xB: yeah stay away from mumbo
Cleo: I mean that's good advice generally
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HermitChat + Incorrect Quotes!!
FanfictionThe title says it all! Just a ton of hermit chats and incorrect quotes! E