Joe: ever realize there's a U in stupid
Cleo: yeah, and there's an I too
Cleo: wait no-
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Ex, banging on the door: IF YOU DON'T OPEN THE DOOR IM CALLING ROOM SERVICE!!!
Xisuma: THIS IS OUR HOUSE YOU LITTLE-
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Iskall: I quit my job because I found a better one
Mumbo: ....no...you got fired because you shot a customer when they asked for salt
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Ren, pulling out a gun: THINK FAST!!!
False, pulling out a katana: bring it on
Ren: wait wha-
Ren: NO WAIT I CHANGE MY MIND LETS NOT FIGHT-
False: TOO LATE
*battle music in the distance*
False: what's was that?
Etho, in the corner: dunno just thought music would spice it up?
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Beef: what's ya favourite colour?
xB: uhh I don't know, black?
Beef: no I mean colour, black ain't a colour
Beef: it's a shade
xB: no it's not, black is a colour.
Beef: BLACK IS A SHADE
xB: NO ITS A COLOUR
Hypno, chatting with someone on the bus: Oh these people? Nope I don't know them
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Tango: Impulse Impulse Impulse Impulse Impulse
Impulse: wHAT?! Its 5 am go to sleep!
Tango: I can't reach the top cabinet in the kitchen, can you open it?
Impulse:
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Stress: Being home alone feels great
Stress: *sneezes*
???: bless you
Stress: thanks
Stress: wAIT
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Scar: seriously doc? You forgot to get salt?
Doc: no I got it
Scar: where
Doc: *points at bdubs*
Bdubs: *puts book down*
Bdubs, pulling out a frying pan: COME AT ME BISH
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Grian, in the McDonald's ballpit: NOOO I DONT WANNA GO HOME!!!
Mumbo: Just get here already!
Grian: NONONONO!!
Mumbo: *grabs Grian by the hair and yeets him out*
Mumbo: Sorry about him
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Zedaph: Deck the halls with gasoline
Zed: falalalalalalalala
Zed: light a match and watch it gleam
Zed: falalalalalalalala
Zed: Now the school is burning to ashes
Zed: falalalalalalalala
Zed: AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU PLAYED WITH MATCHES
Zed: falalalalalalalala
the principal on the phone with Impulse: COME PICK UP THIS MANIAC
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HermitChat + Incorrect Quotes!!
FanfictionThe title says it all! Just a ton of hermit chats and incorrect quotes! E
