Mumbo and Iskall to Grian: WHEN WILL YOU LEARNMumbo and Iskall to Grian: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
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False: if poison goes past it's expiration date, does it become more poisonous or less poisonous?
Cleo:
False: wAIT CLEO NO- PUT THE GUN DOWN-
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Jevin: *singing I'm blue*
Wels: *starts singing with him*
Jevin: liar! You're not blue!
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Joe: What time is it?
Cleo: TIME FOR YOU TO GET A WATCH!
All the hermits: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Keralis: If you're waiting for the waiter, doesn't that make you the waiter?
Xisuma:
Etho:
Bdubs: But what if you're waiting for the waiter that's waiting for the waiter?
Keralis:
Xisuma:
Etho: What if you're waiting for the waiter who's waiting for the other waiter who's already waiting?
Bdubs:
Keralis:
Xisuma:
Ex: JUST ORDER DAMN DELIVERY
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Stress: hey Iskall
Stress: Iskall
Stress: Iskall
Iskall: WHAT
Stress: what's your name?
Iskall: uhhh... Iskall?
Stress: what's the colour of the sky?
Iskall: blue
Mumbo in the background: YOU'RE WRONG! ITS WHITE!
Stress: hahaha ignore him, what's this direction? *points up*
Iskall: Up?
Stress: ISKALL BLUE UP! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Mumbo, entering the room: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Iskall: *sigh*
✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖Grian: here you go, a nice hot cup of coffee
Mumbo: Oh, it's cold.
Grian: nice cup of coffee
Mumbo: this is disgusting!
Grian: cup of coffee
Mumbo: I don't even think this coffee-
Grian: CUP
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Bdubs: *tries to sleep*
*Tango and Keralis stealing his bed*
Bdubs: CAN A PERSON GET ANY SLEEP AROUND HERE?!
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Bdubs:
Beef:
Etho:
Xisuma: Well If I had the power to read minds why would I waste it on that? I'd use it to see if my crush likes me back
Etho: hol up you have a crush?!
Bdubs: why didn't you tell us?!
Xisuma: I- uhh... yeah I messed up
Keralis: uhh... guys?
Beef: why would he even tell us his crush?! He's not that dumb!
Bdubs: BUT STILL
Etho: WHO'S YOUR CRUSH?!
Xisuma: wHY WoULD I TELL YOU???
Keralis: hello?? you guys know I'm here too???
Beef, Etho, and Bdubs: TELL US TELL US TELL US
Xisuma: NO! IF YOU KEEP THIS ON I WILL... uhhh...
Bdubs: If YOU keep this on, I'll tell your crush you like them
Keralis: I feel like I'm being... fifth wheeled right now
Etho: wAIT- YOU KNEW HIS CRUSH ALL ALONG AND DIDN'T TELL US?!
Beef: TRAITOR!!
Bdubs: no I- let me explain
Xisuma: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I LIKE, HOW CAN YOU TELL THEM?!
*bdubs, xisuma, beef, and etho yelling and arguing*
Keralis: I just said that to make them hate each other
Keralis: it seems to be working
Ex: hey isn't that my job?
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*Tango and Grian point to Zedaph*
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HermitChat + Incorrect Quotes!!
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