HermitChat + Incorrect Quotes!!

Incorrect quotes- 83

Thinking about the time this was called "Hermitchat+incorretquotes" and it stayed like that for god knows how long until someone pointed out the typo, saving me from further embarrassment. /lh Thank you enby_ofdoom. (I'm not even being sarcastic I'm glad you pointed it out)

Idk I just randomly thought of this, but anyways back to the chapter-

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(texting)

Ren: ok um I have to tell you guys something, I actually like boys

Grian: we already know that

Iskall: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Ren: Was my news that shocking you turned into an alien?

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xB: Whoever removed the 30th and 31st of February, please remove the 14th too.

Keralis: xB, you can't just say that whenever no one asks you to be their date for Valentine's Day-

Hypno, pulling out flowers: I CAN CHANGE THAT

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Gemini: Hey, are you upstairs or down? Can you get something for me?

Pearl: I'm inbetween

Gem: what-

Pearl, standing halfway through the staircase: I'm inbetween

(IGNORE THE SPELLING MISTAKE FROM BEFORE I IGNORED THE SPELL CHECK OK THAT WAS EMBARRASSING BYE *cries*)

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Mumbo: I honestly think some people are birds in disguise.

Grian: pfft, can I tweet that?

Mumbo, squinting his eyes: Wait..

Mumbo: My suspicions CONFIRMED

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Zedaph: I just ended a three year relationship today.

Impulse: Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry to hear, are you alright?

Tango: Is everything okay? I'm here to talk if you need me

Zed: What? Oh yeah I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship

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Ren: Oh come on, I wasn't that drunk last night!

Doc: you.. you asked me if I was single.. and I said no because I'm dating you and you started crying.

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False: Go big or go home!

Pearl: I wouldn't mind going home.

False: you know what? Same. Let's go home.

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Cub: Hey, Scar? Are you free tonight?

Scar, blushing: Yeah, of course-

Cub: good, I'm not, so can you wash the dishes?

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Wels: Hey, I'm Wels, short for welsknight!

Stress: 'M stress, short for stressmonster, duh

Bdubs: Hi, I'm Bdubs, short for-

Doc: He's just short

Moments before disaster

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birb

Birds are a group of warm-blooded vertebrates constituting the class Aves /ˈeɪviːz/, characterised by feathers, toothless beaked jaws, the laying of hard-shelled eggs, a high metabolic rate, a four-chambered heart, and a strong yet lightweight skeleton. Birds live worldwide and range in size from the 5.5 cm (2.2 in) bee hummingbird to the 2.8 m (9 ft 2 in) ostrich. There are about ten thousand living species, more than half of which are passerine, or "perching" birds. Birds have wings whose development varies according to species; the only known groups without wings are the extinct moa and elephant birds. Wings, which evolved from forelimbs, gave birds the ability to fly, although further evolution has led to the loss of flight in some birds, including ratites, penguins, and diverse endemic island species. The digestive and respiratory systems of birds are also uniquely adapted for flight. Some bird species of aquatic environments, particularly seabirds and some waterbirds, have further evolved for swimming.

Birb

(I'm sorry lmao it was for a hermittpad challenge XD BYEE)