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Mumbo: did you hear about that amusement park that killed 11 people yesterday?

Ex: Yeah I know, I sent Xisuma there

Mumbo:

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Tango, on the phone with Impulse: Heyy!! Wanna go to the movies later?

Impulse: oh uhh I'm sick

Impulse: achoo? couch cough?

-5 minutes later-

Zedaph, calling Impulse: Do you have plans tonight? Wanna hang out?

Impulse: uhh there's a beetle in my room GOTTA GO!!

-10 minutes later-

Grian: you free tonight? Let's go to thE-

Impulse: one sec

Impulse: caN'T THEY UNDERSTAND THAT I DON'T WANNA HANG OUT?! AAAAÀAAAAAAA

Grian: uhhh you know I'm still here?

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*Footsteps downstairs*

Cub: You actually think I'm going downstairs to investigate like those dumb horror movie characters? Hell no!

Scar: But then the movie will be one minute-

Cub: Exactly. I'm not doing stupid stuff just to increase the length of the movie

Scar: but you should probably go downstairs and check it out.

*door opens*

Cub and Scar: AHHHHHHHHH

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Xisuma: heyy

Bdubs: Hi?

Xisuma: I can't sleeeeeeppp

Bdubs: I can. Goodnight.

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Ex: Hi, want candy?

Iskall: Sorry, Im a vegetarian

Ex: wait but- whatever, want some money?

Iskall: it's fine, you can keep it. You do need to clean up that van

Ex: *sigh* a ride somewhere?

Iskall: Nah I'm okay. Already called an Uber.

Ex: IF YOU DIDNT REALIZE IM TRYNA KIDNAP YOU-

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Xisuma: who do you think, in this house, is the most reliable and can keep a secret?

False: Probably Wels

Xisuma: wels? why's that?

False:...he wouldn't even be listening to you

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Joe: why are you staring at me so... intensely?

Cleo: I really wanna throw a brick at you right now

Joe:

Cleo:

Joe:

Cleo: wait

Cleo: did I say that out loud



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