Mumbo: did you hear about that amusement park that killed 11 people yesterday?
Ex: Yeah I know, I sent Xisuma there
Mumbo:
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Tango, on the phone with Impulse: Heyy!! Wanna go to the movies later?
Impulse: oh uhh I'm sick
Impulse: achoo? couch cough?
-5 minutes later-
Zedaph, calling Impulse: Do you have plans tonight? Wanna hang out?
Impulse: uhh there's a beetle in my room GOTTA GO!!
-10 minutes later-
Grian: you free tonight? Let's go to thE-
Impulse: one sec
Impulse: caN'T THEY UNDERSTAND THAT I DON'T WANNA HANG OUT?! AAAAÀAAAAAAA
Grian: uhhh you know I'm still here?
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*Footsteps downstairs*
Cub: You actually think I'm going downstairs to investigate like those dumb horror movie characters? Hell no!
Scar: But then the movie will be one minute-
Cub: Exactly. I'm not doing stupid stuff just to increase the length of the movie
Scar: but you should probably go downstairs and check it out.
*door opens*
Cub and Scar: AHHHHHHHHH
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Xisuma: heyy
Bdubs: Hi?
Xisuma: I can't sleeeeeeppp
Bdubs: I can. Goodnight.
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Ex: Hi, want candy?
Iskall: Sorry, Im a vegetarian
Ex: wait but- whatever, want some money?
Iskall: it's fine, you can keep it. You do need to clean up that van
Ex: *sigh* a ride somewhere?
Iskall: Nah I'm okay. Already called an Uber.
Ex: IF YOU DIDNT REALIZE IM TRYNA KIDNAP YOU-
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Xisuma: who do you think, in this house, is the most reliable and can keep a secret?
False: Probably Wels
Xisuma: wels? why's that?
False:...he wouldn't even be listening to you
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Joe: why are you staring at me so... intensely?
Cleo: I really wanna throw a brick at you right now
Joe:
Cleo:
Joe:
Cleo: wait
Cleo: did I say that out loud
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HermitChat + Incorrect Quotes!!
FanfictionThe title says it all! Just a ton of hermit chats and incorrect quotes! E